Friday, July 31, 2009

Is it me???

Maybe I'm a little paranoid.....
Maybe it's because we have no news about S9.....


Has anyone else noticed the lack of ads for "Alpha Dog"?
Except for today and the LOCI marathon on USA, I haven't seen much pushing of LOCI........ so,what's new with USA????

The network seems to be more interested in promoting the last season of "Monk". That's okay, it was a good show. But, DAMN IT, Goren and Eames, Bobby and Alex, Mr D'Onofrio and Ms. Erbe, Vincent and Kate deserve better. TV is run on money, I can't see where dropping a GOOD, SOLID show is profitable? SVU leads make more money, it's flashier......but is it better? Loyal fans of both shows will argue that until they're blue in the face. LOCI, is being treated like the adopted bastard child. Unwanted and ignored by the parents.

Is this the REAL reason for Mr. Noth's departure?

Is it me???

letters...



Dear Doc,

I love you. How are you and your brothers doing on your trip through Texas? I bet you're having a blast hunting and seeing all of those little towns. Have you been to Cross Plains or Brownwood? By the way, why do you want me to send you boys more nitro? You must be making a lot of money with the oil well. Have you met any interesting people during all the traveling you're doing? Remember when you wash clothes to do the "whites" separately. Don't shrink your undies.....you now how we both like to see things "unencumbered"! Well, whenever your money runs out, come home.........

Miss you,

BASRIC




Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

V

VOLATILE

explosive
changeable, unstable
erupt rapidly

Thursday, July 30, 2009

LETTERS



Dear Burton,

I love you. It's Strange how many times I dream of you "arresting" me. I especially look forward to when you "frisk" me........you naughty boy! I'm counting the Days until the night that you and I will be together again. Say, is the party a dress up affair? You know how much I love you in uniform (and OUT of it, hehehe!!). Oh, I just picked up a new pair of cuffs and a leather belt.........

snark

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

U

UNCANNY

eerie, weird, mysterious, strange
seeming to have a supernatural basis

Oooo Baby!!!! (ahem, I mean Bobby)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Letters




Dear Max,

I love you. How have the collectibles shows been? You sure go to a lot of them. My collection of masks and knives is coming along pretty good. I found a pair of dueling pistols like yours. The dealer said that they're not the original Spanish Judges but, I don't care. I just think they're pretty (if guns can be pretty!) Hey, I love your new look-----bald and black, just what I like! You've always been a snazzy dresser (you KNOW how much I love men in black!)

Kiss, kiss...

val
ps. I've got the XXXXXXL body condom. Let's not waste it!



Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

T

TENACIOUS

holding fast, highly retentive
persistent or stubborn
dogged, determined, diligent

If you're a perp, you don't want Bobby on your ass!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

MY TWO CENTS WORTH.......



Josh.......Joey
Snow.......Frost





I've been looking at other posts...........staying away from message boards because they PISS me off...........and digesting the opinions of others.



It's true, the writing was less than stellar. But, worst of all, they tried to cram this story down our throats. Changing the name of the perp was THE WORST thing that could have been done. By that one little action, Mr. D'Onofrio, Ms. Erbe and LOCI fans were slapped in the face. Okay, so Lou Taylor Pucci wasn't available so........why try to disguise the fact. Let the other actor play the same character. How many men have played James Bond?


I can only imagine the heated debates that went on when the episode "read through" happened. Mr. Walon Green should have shown some balls. He's the runner, now prove it to us. Stand up for the show, for the actors, for the fans. Why are you letting Mr. D'Onofrio take the criticism????? Yes, he's the lead. Yes, the show revolves around him. Yes, he has the fan base.


NO.......he did not write it. No, he is not in charge of content. YOU ARE! The writers are. With the loyalty and backing that USA and Mr. Wolf are NOT showing the cast, I wouldn't blame Mr. D and Ms. E. to tell you to go fuck yourself. LOCI is a quality show with a hell of a devoted fan base. Why the disinterest on your part?



The actors used the script and storyline given to them. Stop throwing them under the bus. I swear, you're TRYING to get the show to fold. TV is all about money. Where does the money come from? Sponsors. Where do they get their money from? Consumers.

Consumers = fans

fans = money

money = shows

shows = jobs

Mr. Walon, Mr Wolf and the writers of LOCI.......

don't you need to work?????

letters



Dear Sam,

I love you. I can't wait until we set sail on your boat and you set my Fires Within aflame. I found the cutest little kitten today. It's such a sweet pussy! Miami is so lonely without you......I might as well be in Cuba.......

purple

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

S

STAUNCH

loyal, steadfast, reliable, solid
rugged, tough
firm, strong

I think they both qualify!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Well, USA???????

Well, USA.........What do you have to say?

I think it's high time that you give the respect due to Mr. D. , Ms. E. and to us fans of LOCI.

Season 9??????

LeTteRs



Dear Carl,

I love you. Guess what........... I gots a puppy! He's a really pretty and nice german shepherd, just like you gots. I gots some new dollies, too. Do you want to play with them? They're girl dollies and I can dress them up and play with their hair. I really wish you would come and play with me soon. I want you to teach me some new songs. I really liked the one you teached me last time: Marezy doats and doeszy doats......

love,
fuzzy


ps. we can go swimming if you want to.....

R

RUSE

trick, deception, ploy
stratagem, wile

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sizzling..........





And who says he has to be disrobed to have a sexy ass?!

Oof, Oof, Oof!!!

Give Me an "L"etters



Dear Ole,

I love you. I saw the article in the paper for the race. Are you sure you want to do this? I'm glad you had Good Luck at the Blackjack table. How was the scenic drive and the crabbing expedition? I'm so happy to hear that you finally got your "plumbing" working. I can't wait to ride your raft soon.

BASRIC

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

Q

QUESTION

an interrogation
inquiry
doubt, dispute, controversy
ask, examine, challenge, investigate

That, pretty much, sums up our Bobby!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

P

PERTURB

to put into a state of nervous or agitated confusion
(yup, that's our Bobby stickin' it to the bad guys!)

Letters.....



Dear Lover Boy,

I love you. I've got champagne on ice and a cozy hot tub ready for us. I'm not sure where my panties got off to the last time we met, so this time I'm not going to wear any! I'll meet you at the Hotel Paradise at 9pm Friday, Rm 13. See you soon and don't forget the cuffs and toys. (But, please, leave the snake at home this time.....)




Your bootylicious babe,

eliza



Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

Friday, July 24, 2009

LETTERS




Dear Cholo,

Ich liebe dich. My dancing lessons are coming along fine. I can even dance the Tango and Salsa in high heels. Oh, the music------it makes my blood boil! It's almost orgasmic!!! Your barber wants to know when you want to make your next appointment. I told him you're tending to the horses and don't know when you'll be back. Cum soon!

jazzy



ps. Can't wait to show you my naked horizontal moves......


Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

O

OUTWIT

get the better of by superior cleverness


I was going to use orgasm but, I've cum to my senses!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

OUCH

Diane and Tess posted this the other day and it got me to thinkin'. They brought up the fact that it looks like Mr. D. has an "ouchie" spot on his left wrist.



It looked familiar, so, I did a little research. I'm not sure when this was taken, but, I did see it a few years ago. I also saw it in an episode, but can't find that cap.


Not sure why I fixated on this..........thinking gets me into trouble!

letters



Dear Gar,

I love you. You're my Hero. How is the team doing? I Salute you for all the traveling. Any idea about when you'll be back? Just remember to bring the leather and chains----- you know they turn me on! Can't wait to kiss your cuts and bruises.


tess

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

N

NEMESIS

an agent of vengeance
a source of harm or failure
(don't worry, she didn't win and it's only the back of her head!)



Wednesday, July 22, 2009

YOU DECIDE

Okay, you decide............


Would you rather we call it the "badge tap" or the "badge bang"?

Personally, I'd rather have Bobby "bang" me.......!!!!!

Letters.....


DeAr ChArLey,

I love you!!!! My mom likes your curly hair (all of it). Do you know what that means? Must be some kind of grown up code. Mom tells me I'll understand some day. All I know is that I have a pure Heart, not a Crooked one. You're my bestest boyfriend.

Love,
BobbyG


Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

M

MUZZLE

the business end of a gun

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

letters


Dear Bill,

I love you. How is the lobster season going? Last night I went out for supper and had pizza and beer. I can't wait to see you again. I look forward to sitting on your big dick..........er, deck.... I meant deck!


artist




Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

L


LANGUAGE

expression of thought in any way
linguistics
diction
tongue

(something that Bobby really has a handle on)