Thursday, April 30, 2009

CURLS

Any one out there remember the poem:
"There was a little girl
Who had a little curl,
right in the middle of her forehead."

And when she was good,
she was very, very good.
And when she was bad,
she was horrid"?

What can we come up with for our favorite guy?









It's up to you folks. My poetry consists of
"Roses are red........"

Thank you to jazzy and val for the caps!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Copy Cat

I admit it, this ain't original. As I was reading BASRIC's blog, I came upon "Barbra-ology." So here's......

Fuzzy-ology aka Lori-ology.....

Salad dressing of choice: Hidden Valley Ranch
Favorite sit down restaurant: Ruby Tuesday
What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick of?: Italian
What are your pizza toppings of choice?: Canadian bacon, fresh mushroom, black olive

TECHNOLOGY

How many tvs in your house?: 4
DVDs: Hundreds.......majority being VDO and John Wayne
How many cds?: lots and lots and lots
What color cell phone?: Black
How many computers?: 2
Internet: wired

BIOLOGY

Right or left handed?: Right
Hair color: blond
Height: 5'3"
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?: Hysterectomy, right ovary and the damn left ovary 3 times
Have you ever had anything put into your body?: Titanium clips
What is the last heavy item you lifted?: cabinets
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?: YES

BULLCRRAPOLOGY

Do you want to know the day you're going to die?: YES
Would you change your name?: NO
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?: Shit no
Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?: Is VDO considered a stranger???

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?: None.....hate them
How many pairs of shoes?:12
Highest heel? 2"
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?: Never, I used to be one
Last person you talked to: Teri
Last person you hugged: Gary

FAVORITEOLOGY

Season?: Summer
Holiday?: Christmas
Day of the week?: Whenever LOCI is on
Month?: July

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?: Yes
Mood?: Okay
What are you listening to?: TV......LOCI "Poison" is on.
Worrying about?:money

DEPENDSOLOGY

Do you always answer the phone?: No
Your door?: No
It's 4AM and you get a text, who is it?: Don't text
If you could change your eye color what would it be?: Not changing, I like my baby blues!
Do you own a digital camera? Yup
Have you ever had a pet fish?: Hell no
Do you have a pet?: Yes, dog
What's on your wish list for your birthday?: A visit from VDO!!!
Can you do push ups?: Not anymore, torn rotator cuff....both shoulders
Can you do a chin up?: Stop, you're making me laugh.....
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?: A little of both
Do you have any saved texts?: Which definition of text???
Ever been in a car wreck?: Twice
Do you have an accent?: Midwestern (Minnesota to be exact)
Plans tonight?: NCIS and computer
Name the last 3 things you bought: Lunch for hubby, Lindt truffles, dog treats
Have you ever been given roses?: Of course
Current hate?: Abuse of the elderly
Met someone who changed your life?: Yup
How did you bring in the New Year?: Alone with pizza and beer.....hubby was out of town
Would you go back in time if you could?: Yes
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?: No, but been married to him for 23yrs
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?: Yup, same one
What songs do you sing in the shower?: What ever is on the radio
Ever had someone sing to you?: Yes....."Happy Birthday...."
When did you last cry?: Yesterday
Do you like to cuddle?: Duh....
Have you held hands with anyone today?: Hubby
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Cousins
Do you believe in staying close with your ex? Ain't got one
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?: Old.....real. New...online
Do you like pulpy OJ?: Love it
Favorite fruit?: Tie between strawberries and watermelon
What is something your friends make fun of you for?: VDO and cigar smoking
Have you ever ridden an elephant? What the hell??? NO
What are you saving your money up for right now?: Life
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?: years ago, I like them separately though
What were you doing at 12AM last night?: sleeping
What was the the first thing you thought of when you woke up?: Exercise bike
Most unreasonable personal fear?:Dirty underwear and an accident......like the hospital's gonna care what your underwear looks like when they're trying to save your life!

ROMANCEOLOGY

When was your last REAL toe curling kiss?: It's been a while.
Ever made love standing up?: Tried, laughed too hard to finish.
In the shower?: You betcha
Ever been picked up and carried in a man's arms for romantic reasons?: NO
Made love in front of a fire?: God yes, I can't even begin to count the times


YOU-OLOGY

Favorite alcoholic drink?: Anejo Tequila
Non alcoholic drink?: Iced tea
Favorite snack?: chips, salsa and guacamole
Fantasy person you'd want to be lost on a desert island with? VDO, duh.....
You least like to be with?: Howard Stern, he's in love with himself.
Do you write fanfic?: Not talented enough
Favorite fandom to write for?: Don't but, I LOVE to read G/E stories
Favorite sports team?: MN Twins Baseball team
Favorite fan site?: crap, where to begin.......Velocity of Vincent, team13, Life and Vincent, Valentine Cat, BASRIC, Bobby G's, thereel.....I can't name them all, let alone remember them!!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

CURIOSITY

Okay vixens, I'm curious. Curious about how we have our VDO files labeled.
I personally, have ONE HUGE, BIG ASSED file named "Vinny" (I know, completely original, no one else has used that.)
That file contains folders like: movies (with each having it's own sub folder), candid, LOCI, each season, publicity, etc.
My favorite is entitled "porn" aka "vornography" (you never would have thought that would you?!!!)
"Vornography" contains sub folders titled:

ACTION
Run Bobby, run!!! Hopefully right in to my arms (ultimately my bed)

ASS
Oh, my Fucking God.....

BACK
Yes, BASRIC, calm yourself.....

FINGERS
Just imagine the possibilities AND the pleasure.....

GROIN
'Nuff said.....

HAIR
My fingers are tingling just thinking about it.....

KISS
Pucker up!!

PENSIVE
Poor Bobby baby, he needs a hug (gee, I can't think of one volunteer, hmmm)

PISSED
Kind of reminds me of a rabid chipmunk.....

PRETTY POSES
Heavy, heavy sigh.....

PROFILE
more sighs.....

REFLECTIVE
I know, I'm a genius naming this folder (bows to the applause)!

SHADES
Definitely moist looking at this SEXY HUNK OF MANKIND.....

SMILE
Sitting in a puddle and also drooling on my keyboard.....

SMUG
I LOVE it when he head fakes (fucks) with the poor suspects and witnesses.....

SQUAT
What can I say here but, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

STRIP
Keep going honey, that's right, keep going. More, more.
Anyone have more $5 bills to stuff in his G-string????

GOREN and EAMES
More on that at another time.....
I also have one for TONGUE
I should rate that one XXXXXXX.....

THE 3 MUSKETEERS
Oh, the good ol' days. I really miss Deakins, sigh.....

MISC.
The possibilities are endless.....
So, my dear friends, what have you named your folders? I have more but, I can't give away all my secrets in one terribly long post!

Thanks go to val, jazzy, eliza and Diane and Tess for the wonderful caps!!
Hugs and kisses!!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

ONE SICK PUPPY....

I'm one sick puppy to even get turned on by poor innocent Davey. Vincent did such a wonderful job that, I want to throw him on a bed and ravish him. (It doesn't help that the buttons on his shirt look like nipples!!!!


Forgive me Davey.........and then "do" me.........LOL

Monday, April 20, 2009

THEY'RE BACK!!!!!

Bobby and Eames are back!!!!!!
Vincent and Kate are back!!!!!!








Not only Bobby's back, so is his ASS!!!!!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!!!!!

Friday, April 17, 2009

EXCITED



Looks like Eames is excited too, that the season is almost here!!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

10, 9, 8, 7.......


Just a week now.......only a week.......one quarter of a month......


Only 7 damn days left.

BOBBY, ALEX..........


BOBBY, ALEX....

BOBBY, ALEX......

We missed you!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

VORNOGRAPHY

Okay, so I've used the title before..........get used to it!!!!!
It's one of my favorite words, duh!
Anywho,

I was visiting "Life and Vincent" and reading through the older posts. (I'm doing that to all of you and greatly enjoying myself.)

Val had this cap posted and........






You can just imagine what went through my mind...........



Saturday, April 4, 2009

SMACK!!!!!!

Give me a little kiss, will ya, hun?
Just a little kiss, will ya, hun?

I think that ranks as one of the stupidest questions EVER asked.