My "secret" for turkey stuffing

I'm busy getting my Thanksgiving dinner ingredients together. I've got all of them, including my secret herb for the stuffing..........

Damn I'm tired of counting ceiling tiles. There's got to be something I can do.

I got it.....

Who wants some weed?

Damn, this is some mellow shit. I feel very relaxed.

Really, this Vixen walks up to me and asks if I know that there's all these sites dedicated to me. Can you believe the list is THIS long? Shit, it's almost as long as I am.

Like wow man, look at these funky swirly things and all these pretty colors!
My hair is even fucked. I like it, man!!!

These thingys make really purty sounds. They tinkle......hehehehe.....did ya hear what I said??? "Tinkle"! hehehehe

Damn, I got the munchies, perogies sound good, and sugar water.

This roach is better than the other...

Put extra pepperoni and 'shrooms on that bad boy.
"'Shrooms, rhymes with brooms, hehehehe"

Where ARE these vixens, anyways. After some good geef, beer and pizza, I'm ready for a roll in the hay. I don't know if I can get off this damn stool.

Fuck it, I want another pizza and another toke.......hey, who's got it, pass it around will ya?!?!

Use liberally.

You won't care if the gravy has lumps!

EYE CANDY.....

My Human Chocolate just keeps getting better!!

This may come as a surprise to you but, I kinda like VDO.

As they say........

......it's in the mail!!!!!!

GE Musings

"Why do men always want to run the remote? As soon as he screws up the tv, he'll come running to me and want ME to fix it AGAIN. I'll just sit here and bite my tongue~~~~~~~~~"

"Don't mind my partner, he likes to play 'I'm a Little Teapot.' Okay, big guy, recess is over. Time to get back to MCS."

"Eames, I know you said NOT to, but I did anyways."
"Bobby, for a genius, you sure can be a fucking idiot. Once more, you CANNOT put your PEN in the electrical PENCIL sharpener and NOT break the God damn thing. Got it????"

"Eames, you've got little red lights around you...."

"Ha, he thinks the "vixens" are a group of female foxes! I know who they are. They're a group that are wishing they were me. They have NO idea how much it takes for ME to make YOU look so good."
"Wipe that smug-ass grin off your face Eames. I hate when you know something I don't."

"Bobby, you HAVE to stop littering. If it's not me, then someone else is picking up after you. So, knock it off."

"I'm NOT gonna smile first. I'm NOT."
"I can hold out forever. He always loses at this. He's so fucking easy. I'll just fart and he'll lose it."
"Oh shit.......don't smile.....don't smile......Dammit she's gonna win!"

"Stop playing pocket pool and get your hands out of your pockets, Bobby."
"For the last time Eames, adjusting myself IS NOT playing pocket pool."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't"
"Bobby, do you WANT me to ADJUST you once and for all?"

Frisky Friday

I was doing a little research about Detective Robert Goren. I spent endless hours viewing, studying, replaying and observing him. Throughout those endless and long hours, I came to the conclusion that said Detective DOES have a sense of humor and a lighter side. I played some episodes scene by scene in hopes of catching a glimpse of the elusive critter known as that sense of humor.

The "mystery" of Detective Robert Goren's sense of humor really isn't a mystery at all. Many examples of this so called anomaly are easy to find. I found that those hours upon hours of research, the rolls and rolls of paper towel (used to wipe drool off the keyboard) and pairs and pairs of panties (you figure that out) have not been in vain. On the contrary, Detective Robert Goren has a keen and wicked sense of humor. It's not his fault that it is under appreciated or too sophisticated for intellectual challenged television bigwigs to identify.

I guess tv execs ain't the only ones!

Is that a missile in your pocket?

.....Two badges gleaming.....




"No, I'm NOT going to tell you the name of my aftershave, you little pipsqueak."



Mischievous and sweet



Hey Sarge,you want a jelly donut?



Com' on, pucker up and blow. It's easy to whistle.



"Look, just like the gopher in 'Caddyshack'!"



I'm gettin' down to my own beat, dude.

Geometry

Of all the shapes in the world...
right now, stripes are my favorite!

No-Nos

Off limits, out of bounds, verboten
banned, prohibited, outlawed
restricted, unspeakable

Ahhhhh, life is interesting, isn't it?
Through the ages, society has placed parameters on many things. Pesky little rules that get in the way of us having a little fun. Prudes have been making us toe the line. Why is it that when people are miserable little turds, they keep the rest of us from having a little harmless fun? What's wrong with...........

having a little love affair with a serial killer?

enjoying tete-a-tete with a murderous bug?
(especially one that wants to destroy earth)

bumping and grinding with a priest?
(I ain't Catholic but, I'd consider converting!)

first time I'd ever say, "Eat me" to a priest.

taboo, forbidden, impolite
unacceptable, rude, gross
unlawful, dirty

taboo: proscribed by society as improper or unacceptable.
set apart as sacred; forbidden for general use.
a ban based on social convention.
the practice of setting things apart.

I guess some things you just don't do..........
unless of course the "do-ee" is TGOS!!!