Monday, November 30, 2009


Oral fixation.....

Yes, I'm obsessed when it cums to these guys!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tree Time!

I've got my favorite lumberjack to help me. And, he brought yuletide libations,too!

Saturday, November 28, 2009


(.....excessive jumping up and down.....)
It came in the mail today!!!!!
Happy dance! Happy dance!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday

The Christmas shopping season has officially begun.

Good luck in finding everything you want to buy!!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Turkey Day!!

Now, let's check the recipe. Yup, looks like I have it all.


The hell with that stuff.
Let's concentrate on if I have all of the "Bobby" ingredients......

Steak, turkey, who cares? As long as Bobby has his feet under my table, I really don't care what's on my table!"
(Well......I'd like him on my table. WITH me!)

"A little bubbly, my dear?
Oh, sorry.......ahem, I was speaking to fuzzy."

Have you noticed Bobby likes to drink?
(My kind of guy!)

Just a mint? No pumpkin pie?
You can have a "piece" of vixen.....

I'll roll myself in chocolate if you want more than pie!

He laid her on the table,

So white, and clean, and bare;

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,

He rubbed her here & there.

He touched her neck, & then her breast,

Then, drooling, felt her thigh.

She was wet, & all was set,

He gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside

& all was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

To all of you that celebrate the day, "Happy Thanksgiving!" To those that don't, take a minute to be thankful for your family and friends, near and far.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

My "secret" for turkey stuffing

I'm busy getting my Thanksgiving dinner ingredients together. I've got all of them, including my secret herb for the stuffing..........

Damn I'm tired of counting ceiling tiles. There's got to be something I can do.

I got it.....
Who wants some weed?

Damn, this is some mellow shit. I feel very relaxed.
Really, this Vixen walks up to me and asks if I know that there's all these sites dedicated to me. Can you believe the list is THIS long? Shit, it's almost as long as I am.
Like wow man, look at these funky swirly things and all these pretty colors!
My hair is even fucked. I like it, man!!!
These thingys make really purty sounds. They tinkle......hehehehe.....did ya hear what I said??? "Tinkle"! hehehehe
Damn, I got the munchies, perogies sound good, and sugar water.
This roach is better than the other...
Put extra pepperoni and 'shrooms on that bad boy.
"'Shrooms, rhymes with brooms, hehehehe"
Where ARE these vixens, anyways. After some good geef, beer and pizza, I'm ready for a roll in the hay. I don't know if I can get off this damn stool.
Fuck it, I want another pizza and another toke.......hey, who's got it, pass it around will ya?!?!

Use liberally.

You won't care if the gravy has lumps!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


My Human Chocolate just keeps getting better!!

This may come as a surprise to you but, I kinda like VDO.

Monday, November 23, 2009

As they say........'s in the mail!!!!!!

GE Musings

"Why do men always want to run the remote? As soon as he screws up the tv, he'll come running to me and want ME to fix it AGAIN. I'll just sit here and bite my tongue~~~~~~~~~"

"Don't mind my partner, he likes to play 'I'm a Little Teapot.' Okay, big guy, recess is over. Time to get back to MCS."

"Eames, I know you said NOT to, but I did anyways."
"Bobby, for a genius, you sure can be a fucking idiot. Once more, you CANNOT put your PEN in the electrical PENCIL sharpener and NOT break the God damn thing. Got it????"

"Eames, you've got little red lights around you...."

"Ha, he thinks the "vixens" are a group of female foxes! I know who they are. They're a group that are wishing they were me. They have NO idea how much it takes for ME to make YOU look so good."
"Wipe that smug-ass grin off your face Eames. I hate when you know something I don't."

"Bobby, you HAVE to stop littering. If it's not me, then someone else is picking up after you. So, knock it off."

"I'm NOT gonna smile first. I'm NOT."
"I can hold out forever. He always loses at this. He's so fucking easy. I'll just fart and he'll lose it."
"Oh shit.......don't smile.....don't smile......Dammit she's gonna win!"

"Stop playing pocket pool and get your hands out of your pockets, Bobby."
"For the last time Eames, adjusting myself IS NOT playing pocket pool."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't"
"Bobby, do you WANT me to ADJUST you once and for all?"

Thursday, November 19, 2009


Of all the shapes in the world...
right now, stripes are my favorite!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


Off limits, out of bounds, verboten
banned, prohibited, outlawed
restricted, unspeakable

Ahhhhh, life is interesting, isn't it?
Through the ages, society has placed parameters on many things. Pesky little rules that get in the way of us having a little fun. Prudes have been making us toe the line. Why is it that when people are miserable little turds, they keep the rest of us from having a little harmless fun? What's wrong with...........

having a little love affair with a serial killer?

enjoying tete-a-tete with a murderous bug?
(especially one that wants to destroy earth)

bumping and grinding with a priest?
(I ain't Catholic but, I'd consider converting!)

first time I'd ever say, "Eat me" to a priest.

taboo, forbidden, impolite
unacceptable, rude, gross
unlawful, dirty

taboo: proscribed by society as improper or unacceptable.
set apart as sacred; forbidden for general use.
a ban based on social convention.
the practice of setting things apart.

I guess some things you just don't do..........
unless of course the "do-ee" is TGOS!!!