Saturday, March 28, 2009

Dr. Freud and Dr. Watson

About 6 weeks ago I was in the hospital with my little "alien baby" (aka my 4th left ovary) when I found myself in the wonderful hands of these two VERY FINE doctors.
Now I find myself with a case of shingles and in the hands of Dr. Freud and Dr. Watson. (Isn't it remarkable how similar they look?!!)
After telling him my story and being examined (!), he told me I had been exposed to a child that had chicken pox that was in the contagious phase. That meant that some irresponsible fucking idiot of a parent that I did taxes for, brought their kid in that was sick. #%^%$#^**!!!!
We need to take tests to drive.......some should be made to take tests before they have children. Sorry........anywho,
Dr. Freud and Dr. Watson found the culprit
( I wish) and had a little talk with him and then got the cuffs out. ( May I say, I was turned on. Even while scratching and in pain, Dr Freud is HOT!! And oh, those long fingers and that hair........oops, I digress again)
I'm very impressed as to Dr. Freud and Dr. Watson's abilities and quickness of diagnosis, treatment and apprehension of the perp.....er, culprit.....um, misguided parent.
What puzzled me was, when I asked for some water, I thought Dr. Watson was going to shoot me............

( I'll keep everyone informed of my "journey" over the next few months)

Kisses to VoV for the caps, muah!!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

PISSED OFF

Even Bobby's a little tired of constantly hearing about him. "Det. Nichols this.... Det. Nichols that....."

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

The Chief of Ds (aka TPTB, aka the fucking idiots at USA) seem to have it in for our Bobby.

Never fear, the vixen gang will NEVER let you down. WE know who's the best and brightest Det. there is on earth. WE know who's the best Det. team around. No matter how much they try to cram Nichols down our throats..........IT AIN'T GONNA WORK @(*)*(*&&^%^$))!!!!


VIVA BOBBY!!!!!
VIVA EAMES!!!!!






"Who the HELL is this Goldblum guy, anyways?????
Is he part of your master plan to try to take MY vixens away??? It'll NEVER work! They're MINE, ALL MINE!!!!!! So, Bing!, back to reality. You haven't got a chance with them. I know jazzy, vdo'o, witness, Basric, Snark, val, eliza, artist, CJ and oh, SO MANY others.......so FUCK OFF and go back to your little "Park" and play with all of the bugs and flies!!"

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Tired, Disgusted, PISSED

Is anyone else as tired, disgusted and PISSED as I am with USA?
I'm tired of the poor ad campaign,
I'm disgusted with the ads they have,
and I'm PISSED that they're treating Goldblum as THE savior of the show.

Has USA forgotten that Goren and Eames ARE LOCI????
Has USA forgotten that Mr. D and Ms. E ARE the stars????

Am I over reacting??

Saturday, March 21, 2009

The perfect shape


What do you think, would this be the perfect shape or what????
I KNOW I'd enjoy it......

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

VORNOGRAPHY

Can never get enough.........IMHO

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Thanks to everyone for the caps........I have NO idea how to do it....kisses to all!!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Intellectual

We all need a little ass.........me personally, I can't get enough......so, here's a little tribute to our favorite smart-ass...........







Here's to the "Buns of Passion"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

HAND PORN

Thumb, index, middle, ring, pinkie. The possibilities of a hand job leave me quivering...........