Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Come over here and


Monday, September 28, 2009

Vacation time

While I'm on vacation for the next 3 weeks, "Miss jazzy" is going to watch over and care for A and E. Her loving hands will keep you guys in line and will keep the integrity of A and E intact. I know that no one will mention the words penis, nipples, fuck, FOT, etc. on the blog. After all, A and E does have standards to live up (down) to.

Sunday, September 27, 2009


I deemed it important to rename the days of the week. I also decided that I should be the one to do it (I'm important in my little world~~~~and little mind, for that matter~~~~).

Anywho, here's what I came up with:

Bobby style

Sexy Sunday
BTSOH, jeans, forearms, neck and hair.
Okay, where did your eyes go? LOL

Mouthful Monday
I see a theme here.....

Titillating Tuesday
Oh, to be a tie and a zipper.........

Well-endowed Wednesday
I want to be a pair of pants.

Throbbing Thursday
We wish!!!

Frisky Friday
Ooo ~~~~~ toys!!! Let's play, big guy!!!

Sensual Saturday
What can I say, except, take me NOW, Bobby!

Saturday, September 26, 2009



He fits his name.........


Pain + anger = "painger"

Talk about adding insult to injury. The announcement of the booting out of Mr. D and Ms. E is followed by a FUCKING USA LOCI marathon!

I like to think that Bobby's pissed at the logo......

Friday, September 25, 2009

Weeping, Wailing, Sobbing All Over the Land

Say it isn't so, Bobby!

Say it isn't so, Alex!

Dear, dear Mr. D'Onofrio and Ms. Erbe..........

Please know that we will desperately miss seeing you on LOCI. To us, you two MADE the show. You ARE the show. No one can ever replace you in or hearts and on our tvs.

We respect that you have other ventures that you want to pursue, other endeavors that you want to chase, other projects you want to tackle. We will follow where ever you go.

My big gripe about this whole thing with USA/NBC/Wolf is that it appears that the two of you were PUSHED out. That the two of you were thrown under the bus by TPTB.
IMHO, it was THEE most classless act ever perpetrated by USA/NBC and "Mr." Wolf. (as I spit on their names and stamp on their little voodoo dolls).

Obviously, we do not know the circumstances behind the move or the reasons of this most criminal of acts. The intent is beyond our knowledge. It leaves us frustrated, mad........make that FURIOUS........, upset and scared.

Scared? Yes, scared.

Scared that we will have to wait way too long to see you in knew projects.
Scared because we may never see you again as much as we want to.
Scared because you have spoiled us........NO ONE can ever hold a candle to you.

I don't know about the rest of the LOCI fans but, to me, this is like a death in the family. The two of you have been a part of my family for 8 years. You worked hard to entertain me for those years and I thank you. Thank you for putting your heart and souls into these two "people".

As I've said, I don't know the whys or wherefores of this decision. Just know that you will be DEEPLY missed.

Hey, USA/NBC/Wolf..........


( I'm trying to be at least a little more dignified than you........Hell, FUCK YOU!!!!!)

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Be Honest

Take a good look at this picture.........

And this one...........

I KNOW I'm not the only one who would fuck his barber in order to get my hands on some of these curls!!!!!

And yes, we'd ALL fuck Mr. D. (that goes without saying!)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


This is one classy man. Many thanks should go out to him for helping to raise money for Law Enforcement Officers instead of the speculation about "The Ring". Granted, we're all intrigued (me included) but, I think we should respect his privacy (even though it's bugging us!LOL).

So, THANK YOU Mr. D. for your efforts, support and hard work for such a great cause!

HOT DAMN...............He's one FOT Italian Stallion!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Sunday Poem

Monday's child is fair of face;

Tuesday's child is full of grace;

Wednesday's child is full of woe;

Thursday's child has far to go;

Friday's child is loving and giving;

Saturday's child works hard for a living.

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and gay.

Yeah, right!!!!

I'm a Sunday. What are you?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


At some point in our lives, while watching a movie, a video, a tv show or surfing the internet, we became aware of a strange and mysterious force that drew us in to the world of Vincent D'Onofrio.

His ability to portray such diverse, weird, gentle, humorous and evil characters made us fans. He is an actor that is very under appreciated and acknowledged by his industry. However, we his fans, know, acknowledge, appreciate,and love his work. He truly is the Human Chameleon.

His intensity and commitment to his craft is unmatched by today's actors. He belongs in the ranks of Spencer Tracy, Fredrick March, Lon Chaney and his beloved Orson Welles. His ability to bring his characters to life is magical. With or without make up, he can literally turn himself into another being that lives and breathes. He makes us BELIEVE that the character is alive and walking on this earth. Just a blink, a twitch or a change of his stance can put thrills in our hearts and chills running down our spines.

So, I ask you, dear reader:

What grabbed you and drew you in to his world?
What made you a fan?
What keeps you coming back for more?

What makes you anticipate his next project?

What makes you wonder WHY THE FUCK S9 ISN'T IN THE WORKS YET..........

The famous 13?

The torso (notice the perfect amount of fur and two cute suckable nipples)?

The devilish smile, the twinkle in his eye, the hair?

(gratuitous nipple shot for the author)

The tongue, the hair, the muscles, the chest?

The lips, the lashes, the button nose, the stubble, the chin............
get real..........his whole adorable face?

His back, his shoulders, his ASS?

The coy looks, the innocent looks, the do-you-want-to fuck looks?

His beautiful chocolate eyes, those damn thick lashes that I don't have?

(another gratuitous nipple, chest and fur shot. However, there is the added bonus of a belly button shot with the hint of the "happy trail" of hair heading south of the belt!)

The eyebrows, the ability to portray a walking penis and not even know it?
Making you WANT to be a cigarette?

The tonsil tickler and digits of delight?

The fingers of fantasy?

The ass that makes us moist and weak in the knees?
(I can hear the moans and the drool hitting the keyboards.)

What drew you to this talented actor? This Human Chameleon?

What motivates you to keep watching and anticipating his next project?

Why are you drawn to this gentle man?

Enough bullshit........
What's your favorite body part and why?

Sunday, September 13, 2009


E"noff" said.......

Saturday, September 12, 2009


(It's sad how I can so easily amuse myself!)

Tuxedo Hill: Jeans and T-shirt Field
Dead: Do You Smell Something.....?
Bright Boy: Genius Girl
See Me: Hey, Over Here!
Cherry Red: That Car (Man) is FOT!!!
Best Defense: High Paid Lawyer
The Gift: Where's Mine?
Happy Family: Here Come the In-Laws......
Semi-Detached: Thread Bare
Inert Dwarf: Gaseous Little Person
Sex Club: VDO and Whipped Cream
Great Barrier: Condom


Thursday, September 10, 2009

Dear Mr. Wolf.......

and the idiots* at USA/NBC......


This is a sincere request to PLEASE come to an agreement with Mr D'Onofrio and Ms. Erbe so that we, the fans of LOCI, can breathe easier and know that S9 is going to exist.......

....otherwise, we just might have to sic a pissed off Alex and Bobby on your ass!!!!!