Wednesday, December 31, 2008


Bottles of champagne, satin sheets and one hell of a stud......what more does a vixen need for the celebration??

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Three Musketeers

My FAVORITE 3 Musketeers.......

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Statue of David

Bobby imitating the "Statue of David"??

Monday, December 22, 2008


to ALL of my Vixen friends!!!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008


Oh those D'lightful, D'vine, D'licious hands.........

Wednesday, December 17, 2008


Heading for the snowy cold plains of the great state of North Dakota for Christmas. Hopefully, this time I won't get into an accident on my 8 hr drive. I've scheduled some posts for the next few days......this time they better work!!!!!LOL. Whatever Holiday you celebrate, I wish you the best of the season. Take care, keep comfy and keep posting about "our guy"!!
No matter what Holiday you celebrate, I send you Good Wishes for a fun and safe day.

Monday, December 15, 2008

I don't get it.....

I've been eagerly awaiting news from Utah and I'm NOT disappointed. Mr. D'Onofrio seems to be as nice and sweet as I imagined him to be. From various accounts that I've read, he was gracious to his fans, a wonderful warm gentleman and a true philanthropist. What more could you ask for in a role model......(and a sex god!)

thanks BASRIC
What I don't get is all the bashing he's getting on some other sites. Posters are all over him about his weight, his hair, his attire.......All I can come up with is that they are SO unhappy with themselves that they are projecting that unhappiness onto Mr. D. I PITY them for that. I'm not the same person physically that my husband married 23 years ago and neither is he. I'm glad to say that neither of us is as shallow as the posters are. If they're that unhappy with him, why not just get along to another site? Go bitch about someone else. If they don't like Goren because he's "overweight and over smart", get the fuck off the board! Yeah, yeah yeah...........this is when the moderator pm's me and says that I have an attitude problem..........Damn it , I DO!!!!!!!!!!! Stop projecting your dissatisfaction and anger of yourself onto him. Stop pointing fingers at him and point them at the REAL target, yourself..........
I have learned to control myself on one particular board. I've been naughty and, instead of confronting them head on, I've been "attacking" the flanks. I've gotten some others to argue amongst themselves. I'm the minority there and proud of it................I'm also a sneaky little bitch!!

The posters were also saying that this whole "charity" thing was a marketing ploy. It was free advertising for the restuarants..............Jesus Fucking Christ!!!
Scrooge IS ALIVE and well. I don't think Mr. D even thought of that. Even when he's doing GOOD things people are sniping at him. Apparently their "halos" are bright and shiny and NO BODY can compare to them.

I honestly pity them.....

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


You know.......................
Run, Bobby Run!!!!

and Dancer.....
Get your groove on, Sam!!!!

and Prancer.....
Cholo, need I say more?????

and Vixen.....
Damn sheet.........


tried for the "future" here...........lame......LOL

and Cupid.....
I feel moist....

and Donner.....
Thor....get it??? Thunder (for my German friends!!!!)

and Blitzen.....

Remember he said he'd take Chicago by "air, land and sea....., well water actually"...

But, do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all????....

get it? ......Rudolph (Valentino) was a stretch, I admit.......
Hope I made you smile!!!!

Monday, December 8, 2008

The SMILE...........sigh........

The "LOOK"

So both of these (the Look and Smile) are SNAFU and FUBAR all rolled into one!!!!!!!

The SMILE........sigh......

Now they're working.....fucking gremlins!!!!!! I go out of town to surprise my husband (who's working out of town). I start out in a blizzard and traffic on Fri night. Sat and Sun come and go just fine, and then today......I get about 5 miles away from my "conjugal" visit (so to speak...tehe!!), and end up nose first down a STEEP 20' embankment, T-boned into a tree. Since it's a 92' Chevy Blazer, I think it will probably be totaled.......DAMN, I love that vehicle. I started with good intentions and got bit in the ass..........Then, I finally get home and find that 2 posts didn't work........*&^%#$%^^ and then some!!!!!!

Sunday, December 7, 2008


Now that all of the Vixen Gang have had time to digest the fact that Mr D. has shorn his curly locks and is back to stubble, on both head and face, look on the bright side.........
This is what Pvt. Leonard Lawrence would have looked like if Sgt. Hartman and the "towel party" hadn't have happened!!!!!
Lucky Charlene........sigh.........
(bitch, did moi just say THAT out loud?! LOL)
You should see the bashing of VDO and Carin on a certain message, my ASS!!!!

Friday, December 5, 2008


Just sitting here drooling.........

I really, REALLY want this!!!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008


Since there are a few unhappy Vixens out there, I thought I'd take a lil 'ol stroll down memory lane....

Wednesday, December 3, 2008


This post is completely off my usual topic.........
On this day (12/4) in 1925 my Dad was born. I lost him last 2/18 and this is the first time that we won't celebrate his birthday. I never made it to his funeral because I was in the hospital for 20 days (that's another weird story). People have asked me about my "closure", or lack of it. I HATE that's too over used, imho. I know people mean well but, it just hits me wrong.
According to Webster......closure: 1) the act of closing or state of being closed. 2) a conclusion or end.
It definitely was an end.......the end of the life of my hero, my father. But, it was a beginning, too. I learned from him that day that now I am officially an adult (at 47). I have to carry on and do what adults are expected to do. I'M the older generation now. Does this make sense???
My husband and I were out of town that day. My parents live(d) with us because he was a double amputee. We kept our promise to keep him at home for as long as possible. It was slowly getting to the point where we wouldn't be able to do this anymore. Mom called me at 7AM to tell me the paramedics were on the way because something was wrong. After an hour or so, the hospital called to tell me he was VERY ill and that we needed to get back to Minneapolis, and hurry. So, we drove 4 hrs through an ice storm. When we got to the hospital we ended up in ICU. I knew he was gone.......just machines doing the work. I knew what I had to do but, Mom wasn't ready to let go.......he missed their 60th anniversary by 2 months.
We finally "unplugged" him, but he was a fighter. He hung on for a little over 4 more hrs. I was empty........I still feel empty.
I planned the funeral but, ended up in the hospital the day before it. So many people that went to the funeral and found out where I was came to see me after the memorial. The nurses told the hospital chaplains and they had a private little service for me in my room. The whole thing was still is.
(Funny, I thought I was done crying but, I'm doing it as I type).
He was a good man, husband and father. At 17, he ran away to serve his country. He served in the US Army in WWII in the South Pacific for 3 yrs. He was awarded 2 Purple Hearts (for combat wounds) and 2 Bronze Stars (for bravery in combat). He was on a transport ship not far from Japan when "the bombs" were dropped and ended the war.
There is absolutely NO way that I can adequately describe his 82yrs of life and what he meant to me. The picture is of him at 17 right before he went to war. I realize now that you can NEVER say "I love you" too much.......
Maybe this is my "culmination", maybe my "conclusion", maybe his "completion" and my birth........
I love you Dad......always and forever.


I did some SERIOUS research and came up with a history of Mr. D's nipples. It was a long and very tiring search. Hours of looking at pictures......examining from all angles..... sleepless nights.....comparison, study, measurements...... Oh, the work (puts back of hand to forehead)......the sacrifice......the sore eyes......the watering mouth....... THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH......

cute chubby ones
shiny ones
my, oh my, ones

kinky ones
give me another toke ones
stripper ones
angry ones
"come hither" ones
tongue ones........gasp! THUD!!!!!!
Don't fuck with me ones
"You want a piece of ME " ones
sleepy, comfy, kissable, huggable, snuggly, I want to fuck you ones
I promise to keep researching and working tirelessly on this and ALL topics concerning "our guy"........

Thanks to VOV, indianrunner202, and others for use of their pictures......

Monday, December 1, 2008

Now THIS is Sexy.....

Mr. "GQ" himself......

Sunday, November 30, 2008


In my humble opinion...........
You'd have to be DEAD or a
to NOT want to be kissed by D'Mayun!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, I know I included a couple of "those" pictures (I'm sure you know which ones I'm talking about), but DAMN the two of them sure could kiss!!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The perfect Saturday night...

This is all I need!!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


Damn I'm tired of counting ceiling tiles. There's got to be something I can do.

I got it.....
Who wants some weed?

Damn, this is some mellow shit. I feel very relaxed.
Really, this Vixen walks up to me and asks if I know that there's all these sites dedicated to me. Can you believe the list is THIS long? Shit, it's almost as long as I am.
Like wow man, look at these funky swirly things and all these pretty colors!
My hair is even fucked. I like it, man!!!
These thingys make really purty sounds. They tinkle......hehehehe.....did ya hear what I said??? "Tinkle"! hehehehe
Damn, I got the munchies, perogies sound good, and sugar water.
This roach is better than the other...
Put extra pepperoni and 'shrooms on that bad boy.
"'Shrooms, rhymes with brooms, hehehehe"
Where ARE these vixens, anyways. After some good geef, beer and pizza, I'm ready for a roll in the hay. I don't know if I can get off this damn stool.
Fuck it, I want another pizza and another toke.......hey, who's got it, pass it around will ya?!?!