Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year's Eve!!

Time to party down, vixens.

Ashton is just waiting to serve(ise) up a delickable cocktail.
Don't worry, he can, quench each and every one of us. Doesn't matter what the name of it is, he knows it:
Slippery Nipple
Wet Pussy
Suck, Bang and Blow
Bend Over
Blow Job
Screaming Orgasm
Sloe screw

Slow Screw Up Against the Wall
Stiff Dick
Sex on the Beach
The Leg Spreader
Cocksucking Cowboy
Sex on My Face

You pick it, he'll make it.

Then, once we're lubed up, Bobby wants to dance!

And dance!

Party the night away....................

Thank you to eliza for making and the use of "Ashton and the shaker" vid

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Moon phases: Blue moon

blue moon: the second full moon in a calender month.

I, for one, will never be blue over this moon!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


It came today!!!!!!!
Happy dance, happy dance!!!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Artsy Edgar

Just fartin' around with BotoPhucket and came up with this.....

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Lookie what I found......

The New Tenants trailer from Det Danske Filminstitut on Vimeo.


Our lives are intertwined.
He can't survive without me.
Sure, there have been others before me, but, I am his now.
He keeps me close. He always knows where I am.
Rarely are we apart.
You could say we're joined at the hip.
Sometimes though, he turns his back on me.
Not too long ago he shut me out.
He found another, but only briefly.
I knew that we would be reunited.
When we were, he gripped me tight, held me close, caressed me.
He took me home.
His long slender fingers made their way over me.
His hands cradle me.
Next came the oil and then the leather.
He slipped it over me and made sure of the snug fit.
I love the leather that binds me, but, I like it better when there's nothing between us and he shoves me down his pants.
I might just go off on my own.
Bang, whoooooo.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Damn it.....

"Now where in the HELL did that diamond necklace that I bought fuzzy get off to?"

Thursday, December 24, 2009

The big day is here and, I know what the vixens want........

I wish all of you the very best that the season has to bring.

I also want to thank all of you for visiting and hope that I have entertained you. Mr. D. has brought us together and I wish he and his family a Very Merry Christmas.

I hope Santa is good to you (whether you've been naughty or nice! When it cums to VDO, I know I've been naughty.......shhhhhhh!)

Monday, December 21, 2009

The question of the year.....

AND, a very important question at that.

Is it hair and hat? Or, hair attached to hat?

Hell, who am I kidding?

I don't give a damn!

Sunday, December 20, 2009


He slips his long fingers gently into me.
Two, no, three of them.
They move inside of me.
They caress my walls.
He finds what he is seeking.
He pulls out slowly.
He is done with me.
He is satisfied.
I feel empty.
He tosses me aside, just like the others.
But then,.....
what else would you do with an empty cigarette pack?

Saturday, December 19, 2009


Santa, I know what a bunch of vixens want for Christmas.

I'll give you a hint.

You could say it's kinda like a "jack-in-the-box".

I found this cap over at val's place. I think she deserves the award for best new groin cap!

Friday, December 18, 2009

News Flash

Mr. D. is going to host between 7pm-8pm on Sunday 12/20 on WRXP!!

Thought for the day

After Monday and Tuesday,

even the calendar says, "W T F".
(shameless, gratuitous groin shot!)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"Hollywood Ink: Vincent D'Onofrio May Play Harvey Weinstein. Seriously."

Written by S.T. VanAirsdale | 16 Dec 2009, 6:00 AM

As we rocket toward the end of the ’00s, time is running out to determine the greatest casting rumors of the decade. Thankfully we have the producers of Down and Dirty, the long-planned adaptation of Peter Biskind’s celebrated indie-film tome Down and Dirty Pictures, to wallop the competition with word that Vincent D’Onofrio is in talks to play the book’s mad, evil genius Harvey Weinstein. Ever the Method actor, D’Onofrio will immediately commence touting his performance for Oscar consideration.*

Copyright © 2009 Movieline LLC All rights reserved
*Okay, I find this statement an insult. Mr. D's. career has been "the finger" in Hollywood's face. I don't believe that he would EVER campaign for an Oscar.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

New Moon

That means a dark night.

Even a new moon is pretty damn good lookin', don't ya think?

Monday, December 14, 2009

Taxi, taxi!

I really like this series of photos. I wonder if the cabbie knew what a special package he was picking up?

Sunday, December 13, 2009


I depend on him, he depends on me.
We are bound by loyalty and trust.
He keeps me close.
I love the feel of his strong hands upon me. When he strokes me with his long supple fingers, I glow with pride.
He's mine. No other can claim him.
I have known no other. He has known no other.
Sometimes I can feel his chest rise and fall.
Sometimes I can hear his heart beat.
Sometimes I can hear his lungs heave for air.
Sometimes I can hear his stomach growl.
Every once in a while I am cloaked in darkness.
But I have no fear. He will pull me into the light.
Sometimes he even flashes me...........but I'm his badge, so it's okay.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Santa's reindeer

You know.....

Run, Bobby, Run!!

and Dancer
Get your groove on, Sam!!

and Prancer
Cholo. Need I say more??

and Vixen
Damn sheets


Tried for the "future" here.....L-A-M-E.........LOL

and Cupid
I feel moist!

and Donner
Thor.....get it?? (Thunder, for my German friends)

and Blitzen
Remember he said he'd take Chicago by ....."air, land and sea. Well, water actually....."

But, do you recall

the most famous reindeer of all?

(Valentino, that is. And you thought the other one was a stretch!)

Hope I made you smile.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Smokin' Hot

They're smokin' hot to me!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Oh so kissable


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Moon Phases: Last Quarter

And a mighty cute last quarter at that!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


We all know that Mr. D. loves to dress in black, and, he looks mighty fine.

He looks damn delicious in the flesh, too.


..... I think he looks scrumptious in red!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Oral Fixation 2

I've got a strong preoccupation with his lovely mouth.

Sunday, December 6, 2009


He can't get along without me. He's never said anything, but I know.
I can feel it.
I can tell by how he caresses me with knowing hands.

He runs his expert fingers along my spine.
Sometimes he holds me tenderly. Sometimes he grips me tightly.
I love it when he pulls me into a tight embrace against his chest.
As his bulk engulfs me, I can hear him take in my scent.
I can feel his chest rise and fall with each breath.

At times I hear him whisper. At times he bellows ----- but never at me.
I have never felt neglected. I have never been taken for granted.
We are lost without each other. We complete each other.

His long slender fingers open my folds and enter me.
His instrument lightly touches me.
He traces figures onto my pages. I love being his leather binder.....

Saturday, December 5, 2009



Question for ya.............Is it true that Mr. D. is going to host a radio show on Sunday nights in NYC?

Look familiar???

I see a resemblance, do you???

Friday, December 4, 2009

This post is completely off my usual topic.........
On this day (12/4) in 1925 my Dad was born. I lost him 2/18/2008 and this is the second time that we won't celebrate his birthday. I never made it to his funeral because I was in the hospital for 20 days (that's another weird story). People have asked me about my "closure", or lack of it. I HATE that's too over used, imho. I know people mean well but, it just hits me wrong.
According to Webster......closure: 1) the act of closing or state of being closed. 2) a conclusion or end.
It definitely was an end.......the end of the life of my hero, my father. But, it was a beginning, too. I learned from him that day that now I am officially an adult (at 48). I have to carry on and do what adults are expected to do. I'M the older generation now. Does this make sense???
My husband and I were out of town that day. My parents live(d) with us because he was a double amputee and diabetic. We kept our promise to keep him at home. It was slowly getting to the point where we wouldn't be able to do this anymore. Mom called me at 7AM to tell me the paramedics were on the way because something was wrong. After an hour or so, the hospital called to tell me he was VERY ill and that we needed to get back to Minneapolis, and hurry. So, we drove 4 hrs through an ice storm. When we got to the hospital we ended up in ICU. I knew he was gone.......just machines doing the work. I knew what I had to do but, Mom wasn't ready to let go.......he missed their 60th anniversary by 2 months.
We finally "unplugged" him, but he was a fighter. He hung on for a little over 4 more hrs. I was empty........I still feel an emptiness. My heart still hurts.
I planned the funeral but, ended up in the hospital the day before it. So many people that went to the funeral and found out where I was came to see me after the memorial. The nurses told the hospital chaplains and they had a private little service for me in my room. The whole thing was still is.
(Funny, I thought I was done crying but, I'm doing it as I type).
He was a good man, husband and father. At 17, he ran away to serve his country. He served in the US Army in WWII in the South Pacific for 3 yrs. He was awarded 2 Purple Hearts (for combat wounds) and 2 Bronze Stars (for bravery in combat). He was on a transport ship not far from Japan when "the bombs" were dropped and ended the war.
There is absolutely NO way that I can adequately describe his 82yrs of life and what he meant to me. The picture is of him at 17 right before he went to war. I realize now that you can NEVER say "I love you" too much.......
Maybe this is my "culmination", maybe my "conclusion", maybe his "completion" and my birth........
I love you Dad......always and forever.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

I wouldn't forget

Throbbing Thursday

Let's all thank Mr. Blue!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Full moon tonight........

I decided to start following the phases of the moon.
(with Elton's help of course!)

Oh yeah, baby!!!!!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

A mind...........

.........of it's own.

The tonsil tickler is an active little critter.

Monday, November 30, 2009


Oral fixation.....

Yes, I'm obsessed when it cums to these guys!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tree Time!

I've got my favorite lumberjack to help me. And, he brought yuletide libations,too!

Saturday, November 28, 2009


(.....excessive jumping up and down.....)
It came in the mail today!!!!!
Happy dance! Happy dance!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday

The Christmas shopping season has officially begun.

Good luck in finding everything you want to buy!!