Dear Max,
I love you. How have the collectibles shows been? You sure go to a lot of them. My collection of masks and knives is coming along pretty good. I found a pair of dueling pistols like yours. The dealer said that they're not the original Spanish Judges but, I don't care. I just think they're pretty (if guns can be pretty!) Hey, I love your new look-----bald and black, just what I like! You've always been a snazzy dresser (you KNOW how much I love men in black!)
Kiss, kiss...
val
I love you. How have the collectibles shows been? You sure go to a lot of them. My collection of masks and knives is coming along pretty good. I found a pair of dueling pistols like yours. The dealer said that they're not the original Spanish Judges but, I don't care. I just think they're pretty (if guns can be pretty!) Hey, I love your new look-----bald and black, just what I like! You've always been a snazzy dresser (you KNOW how much I love men in black!)
Kiss, kiss...
val
ps. I've got the XXXXXXL body condom. Let's not waste it!Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.
5 comments:
Silly me, I REALLY thought he was going to survive to the end credits in this one :0(
how would any one waste 13 sized condoms???
don't know why i find max very hot. it might be because of his unique look.
The image of a body condom and Max made me giggle...not exactly sure why :-D
I find Max hot too, especially when he throws a tantrum
Love it! Especially the body condom.
I almost saw him in it yesterday, 'cept it was a white bodysuit top to toe, and the skinny runt was no Vincent. He was on the plinth in Trafalgar Square. I'll have to post my picture.
That hot bad as* hunk of a man with that beautiful bald head*kiss,kiss..* can throw on the floor,and pin me down or to the wall..and play with his blades on my body..OY YEA..DROOL..PURRR!!;)))
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