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Dear Thor,

I wuv you. You are my most favoritest super hero. Your big hammer and shiny helmet make you look really, really, really, REALLY brave. My momma says she goes for the guinea T shirt. She says she likes the color blue (and your blond hair----says she wants to grab hold of it and ride you......do you know what she means??) Will you be my pen-pal? Pretty please! You're my BFF!

Wuv and kisses,
cj

ps. you look good in tights and those big tall boots!

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.