Thursday, August 13, 2009

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Throughout his career, Mr. D has played numerous characters. Some good, some bad. Some happy, some sad. Some ugly, some pretty. Some nasty, some shitty. Heroes, bad guys, some victims, some cops. Some on the bottom, some on the tops!

(Now you know why I don't do poetry!)

He truly is the "Human Chameleon". He is also one of those rare actors that draws his audience into the "life" and situation that his character is experiencing. He challenges us. He makes us meet him halfway. He entertains us. He compels us to think at times. Others, he takes us along for the ride.
Then there are the ones that make us tingle, make us........HORNY!



Sexist "man of the cloth" ever......
"Yes, I confess, I confess. Please make me stay later for private tutoring."


Extraterrestrial insect..... "Cuter than a bug's ear". I have no fucking idea where this saying came from.....


The greatest, most wonderful genius to ever wear a badge.
Not to mention sexiest. Oh, greatest hair. And beard. Don't forget the cutest nose, longest thickest eyelashes. Egad......those eyebrows......ears.......ass.........ass.......ass.....


Oh, the bad boys. There are SO many. We each have our favorite.
Or, should I say favoriteS for a lot of us!


Don't even get me started on all of those wild, passionate lovers.
He's played a multitude of men that any of us would gladly throw ourselves at. Hell, we'd trip over each other trying to get to him!


I just HAD to sneak in another heartthrob.


Who else could be 6'4" and play a 5'6" political activist?


A brilliant, bipolar, under appreciated troubled writer.


A murder victim.
Killed by a fucking weasel of a "man".


Imho, the best roles that he can slide right into:
A hard working, middle aged (sexy as hell) father.


Then there are the "unusual" protagonists. Unusual, but hunky none the less!
Let's see: bisexual porn star, bald antiques collector, unfortunate stalking victim.


My favorite drug dealer.


His ability to play the ordinary, everyday, normal guy.
I'd NEVER get out of his cab!


I'm not a big fan of art but, I'll suffer and make an exception here.


Superhero, hunk.
Long golden tresses, tight jeans, black biker boots, muscle man t-shirt, sweaty muscles, luscious lips, lean hips, tight ass, broad shoulders........excuse me, I need to "relieve" some tension.


So..........
We've seen what he can do.

How about a role that he hasn't played? I know what I'd like to see him try. If a re-make was ever made of some films, here's what I'd want Mr. D to try his hand at:
John Wayne's role of Ethan Edwards, "The Searchers".
James Cagney's role of Cody Jarret, "White Heat".
Cary Grant's role in "Bringing Up Baby".
Spencer Tracy's role in "Inherit the Wind".
Gregory Peck's role of Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird".



What's your opinion? What role(s) would you like to see him tackle?

15 comments:

havers said...

I love your poetry and Mr. D was still a Cowboy...mhm!

But I think he was never a doctor, wasn't he? Okay for one second he was Dr. Stern or Boreman, but that didn't count. The white lab coat fit perfectly and I would be anytime his nurse...

jazzy said...
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jazzy said...

Aaaw fuzzy, you haven't forgotten about me!

If Vince was David Huxley in "Bringing up baby" I would be happy, happy, happy, because this is my all time fave comedy EVER!
And if I got Hepburns role he certainly would use Cary Grants line: "How can all these things happen to just one person?" LOL!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see him 'play'my lover!!!!

SnarkAngel said...

What can I say? He plays a detective so very, very well. I think I'd like to see him do a remake as the title role in "Klute," originally played by Donald Sutherland. Donald was brilliant, but never really had the sex appeal required for the role. Obviously, that would be no problem for Vincent. Hee.

Eliza said...

A few years ago I would have loved if he had played Frank'n'furter..is that weird?

I still think he would have made a good Rochester in Jane Eyre..although that could be down to my fantasies :-)

val said...

He was a doctor in Bark, Havers - a psychiatrist. But he SHOULD play a gynaecologist:)

BASRIC said...

So much work, stirs me up to see the all. Thanks

havers said...

Oh, thanks the hint val, I never saw Bark.

ann said...

in moonstruck instead of nicolas cage

in more costume drama - moriarty leaves me breathless

emerging from a dunking a la colin firth white shirt clinging

something where full frontal is art and not gratuitous... okay, okay if it has to be gratuitous I'll still appreciate it/him in all his glory

... and I want to see him in more comedy - he has such a beautiful smile, twinkling eyes and that soft growl of a laugh is infectious

diane, I don't want him to play my lover, I want him to be my lover

jazzy said...

Lol, Val! If he played one we all would die a blissful death.

fuzzytweetie said...

A death I'd be willing to face!

ann said...

more thoughts; I wanna be his shirley valentine - he can love my stretch marks any day of the week (or night)

Sally said...

Oh, Ann how perfect yes, Shirley Valentine. I love that film. I'd love to see him in "Room with a View", "Last Tango in Paris" & Madly, Truly, Deeply". And so many more.

ann said...

madly truly deeply - yes yes yes