DIGITS

AKA......The Fingers of Fantasy

"Bobby, how many times do I have to tell you to stop playing with your food? Now, get your ass back here into bed and play with me!"

"It's perfect! Okay, I'll need quite a few of these. Let's see: cj, artist, val, Diane, Tess, eliza, fuzzy, jazzy, BASRIC, BobbyG, purple, jersey, witness, obsessed ........I know I'm forgetting some. Hmmm, I'll have to check my list at home and call you with the other names.
Now, I need one in a "man's" style for snark.

Oh, my.............TEN digits of D'light!

"Now how in the HELL did jazzy slip her number into my pocket? Wait, it's not her, it's artist!! Maybe I need an unlisted pocket!?!"

"Come on Bobby, light my fire. Then, it's your "job" to quench it!"

"Bobby, you certainly DON'T need viagra! You're shooting on all cylinders!"

I have NO idea why I find this cap SOOOO sexy. Maybe because he has me in the palm of his hand. Maybe the thought of his hand and "balls" does it.....

He makes that other guy's hand look like a child's.
Size does matter. Yeah, I'm shallow. LOL

"Finger Twister"
Whoever wants to play raise your hand!
Okay, now admit to me that you did...

"Seriously, you have NO idea how many of them asked for autographs! My hand is cramping...........and NO, it's just from WRITING!"

Thanks for the caps everyone. Muah!