STRANGE DAYS........

Can lead to some very bad ADVENTURES. Which is why I don't write fanfic......



Watching LAW AND ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT was my FIRST TURN ON to INVESTIGATOR Bobby Goren. It was a HAPPY ACCIDENT (or just GOOD LUCK) that I saw one of BROOKLYN'S FINEST working a crime scene in STATEN ISLAND near THE NARROWS.





One of the other cops, I think it was NUNZIO'S SECOND COUSIN, thought that it might be an IMAGINARY CRIME. However, Bobby was sure that CLAIRE DOLAN was involved with a nasty BREAK UP with some GUY named ED WOOD. Since there were no SIGNS OF LIFE (because she had been shot with a FULL METAL JACKET bullet, kind of like JFK), Bobby figured the perp was a PLAYER and definitely not a WINNER.




BEING HUMAN, Bobby thought that maybe an IMPOSTOR, who lived at CHELSEA WALLS Hotel and had a CROOKED HEART, might be the reason for her DYING YOUNG. Bobby is the best detective in THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD......better than SHERLOCK Holmes and the Government's MEN IN BLACK (who work on the THIRTEENTH FLOOR) combined!!!!




He figured that it might be THE NEWTON BOYS because witnesses named STUART and GARY said that one perp was wearing RED SNEAKERS and another one was a THUMBSUCKER. They also said that their hideout was near THE SALTON SEA (which means you have to take PELHAM 123 to get there, by the way.....)





His DESIRE to put the perps in THE CELL at 1PP was like a FIRE WITHIN. The BARK of his EQUALIZER (which Eames nicknamed the SPANISH JUDGE) turned our hero into a HOUSEHOLD SAINT. It only took Bobby yelling "FIVE MINUTES, MR. WELLES before we start shooting so, come out with your hands in the air!" to make the bad guys give up.







So tonight, in celebration of MR. WONDERFUL solving this HOMICIDE, he and I are going to order from MYSTIC PIZZA, have it delivered to our suite at the HOTEL PARADISE. After, we'll listen to our CADILLAC RECORDS and do the NAKED TANGO!!!! Who knows, we might even STEAL THIS MOVIE called "THAT CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON" off of cable........pssst, don't tell the cops!
Tomorrow we have to take THE AFTERNOON PLANE to Miami.....



I'm ducking from the rotten food being thrown at me. This writing thing can lead to a DANGEROUS LIFE!!


Thank you val, jazzy and BASRIC for the caps!!