SUNDAY SEX

Good morning sleepy head!

I have a wonderful idea of how to start the day.....

Okay, I can deal with THAT!!!!

hugging, kissing, snuggling interval.......

Again? I LIKE wrestling on Sunday mornings!




I'm really, really hungry. Let me grab a quick shower and we'll grab a bite to eat. I'm serious. If you want me to stay in top form I gotta eat something.......besides you.

Get dressed and we'll go have brunch

Okay, now that that "chore" is over, what do you want to do the rest of the day? I know, I know..........hop in the sack gorgeous. Do you like to fuck?

Hang on baby!First I want to see you do that "toreador" move with the towel. Please??? You're so DAMN CUTE swaying in the breeze (actually, a "stiff" wind!!)

Do you want me to fuck your brains out?????

Stupid question, genius. Get under the covers.........NOW!!!!!!

I like to drive........

What's for supper???????

As always, thanks to V-cat, VoV and team13!

Game Part 2

I warned you! If you thought the last batch was awful.......

Semi-Detached: Loose Strings
The Posthumous Collection: Dead Group
Want: Already Got It!
In the Dark: Turn the Light On!
Silver Lining: What every Cloud Has......
Inert Dwarf: Gaseous Midget........pfft!
The View From Up Here: Shit This Is High!!!!!
Gone: Not Here
Sex Club: Whipped Cream and VDO
Death Roe: Live Bait
The Good Child: The Awful Adult
Beast: Critter
No Exit: The Door's Over There, Idiot
The Unblinking Eye: Stop Staring!
My Good Name: Credit Check
False-Hearted Judges: Those Bastards!
Grow: Fertilizer, and lots of it......
ITWSH: High Noon
Scared Crazy: Oh SHIT!!!!!
Cruise to Nowhere: No Compass
On Fire: My Loins
Blind Spot: Need Glasses
Siren Call: Pull over, Scumbag
Bedfellows: Bed Bugs
Rocket Man: VDO
Endgame: Tilt, Game Over!
Please Note: Memo
Alpha Dog: VDO


More treats........

Exercise your brain

In others words, a dumb little word game I came up with. The problem is me. I can't figure out how to do a game on the blog. So, I'm going to play a little word game by myself (maybe that should be WITH myself, after all, THE MAN is involved......LOL).

I thought I'd rename some episodes:

One: Infinity
Art: Math
Smothered: No Air
The Faithful: The Sinful
Jones: Johnson (both are slang for VDO's favorite part)
The Extra Man: One Too Many
The Good Doctor: The Bad Waitress
Enemy Within: Friendless Over There
The 3rd Horseman: Yee Haw, Giddy Up!
Crazy: Cuckoo
The Insider: The Mole (maybe the one on his edible neck!)
Semi-Professional: Laid Off (In obsessed's case, just laid.....LOL)
Phantom: Of the Opera
Yesterday: Tomorrow
Badge: Pretty Shiny Thingy
Tuxedo Hill: Rags to Riches
Dead: Not Breathing
Bright Boy: Dumb Blond
Best Defense: Great Lawyer
Tomorrow: Yesterday
Baggage: Suitcase
Suite Sorrow: "No-tell" Motel
See Me: I'm Over Here!
Probability: What's the chance.....?
Monster: Godzilla
Cold Comfort: Hot, Hot FOT!!!
Cherry Red: Plum Purple
Blink: Stare
APOI: A Boring Nobody
The Gift: The Refund
But Not Forgotten: Who?
Stray: Get Lost
Happy Family: White or Fried Rice?
Pas de Deux: Paws of Two
Mis-Labeled: Correctly Identified
Shrink-Wrapped: Bag and Tag
The Saint: Santangelo!
Conscience: Completely Sober
Ill-Bred: Bastard
D.A.W.: Generic
Consumed: I Ate It.....burp!


I confess......A VERY lame attempt on my part. Beware! I'm going to post some more!

Here's a treat.............

PONDERISMS

Bobby style, of course!


Do illiterate people get the full effect of "Alphabet Soup"?


All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
(Too bad Connie couldn't stand up to Bobby's)


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you. But, when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
(Woofy, woofy!)


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
(He can squeeze my dangly things anytime.......we'd all love to squeeze HIS!)


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt?"
(Our guy is VERY brave!)


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but, it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
(This one might just be an American thing)


In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.


Have you noticed, since everyone has a cell that takes pictures these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?


The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
(Could of used a "Depths" cap here, but I thought it would be a looooong stretch)


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Life is sexually transmitted.
(He can "transmit" me anytime..........)


Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
(I love him in action........talk about moist!)


There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
(The proof is on the ground)


The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.


Gardening rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant, is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
(Eat me!!)


Never take life seriously. NOBODY gets out alive anyways.

Have I ever said that I LOVE this show??!!

Thanks team13, VoV and V-cat for the caps. Hugs!!

MEMORIAL DAY

On May 15th, in the US, we paid tribute to all of the police officers who have died in the line of duty. Bless them.
Today, in the US, we honor all of our military personnel who have given their lives for our country. Bless them.

A mere "Thank You" is not enough..........

STEM TO STERN

From top to bottom.
From head to toe.
Just a few of the things we like about Bobby (aka VDO, LOL)

Gee, where shall I start with this one....????
Ah, yes:
hair, profile, beard, cute widdle nose

Hair, profile,beard, cute widdle nose, edible delicious neck
(don't forget the lashes!)

Oy, that smile.....

Not to mention that back.
Yessiree, Bobby Baby got back!!! Woofy, Woofy!!!

Luscious lips, cute widdle nose, teddy bear ears, those beautiful board shoulders, the hunky chest, the strong, yet lithe arms........
(I really need to get my chair cleaned......blushing and fanning myself)

Hair, semi-profile, torso, stride......
What am I missing?

Hmmm...

I got it! His HANDS!!!!!
What were YOU thinking?

Yup, the rump of passion!

A picture is worth a thousand words.

There's more, this is just a tease. I need to relieve some "tension" before I continue (wink, wink)!!!!

I'm going on vacation today. I'll be gone for 2 weeks. In the mean time, I've scheduled some posts. Enjoy! (And don't throw any rotten fruit, I couple are on the lame side!)