Warning...........
If you thought my other attempts were bad ..............
Run away, NOW! Run very fast!
This time my targets are movie titles.
Remember, I warned you to run away.
Run away, NOW! Run very fast!
This time my targets are movie titles.
Remember, I warned you to run away.
The Salton Sea: Sweetwater Lake
The Red Sneakers: The Black Stilettos
Bark!: (you guessed it!) Woofy, Woofy, Grrr.......
Impostor: The Real Thingy, Baby!
Chelsea Walls: London Bridges
Steal This Movie: Buy the Book (you tightwad!)
Happy Accidents: Hilarious Boo-Boos
That Championship Season: 0 and 16
The Thirteenth Floor: The Twelveth Ceiling (get it? I posted a "lameness" warning. LOL)
Spanish Judges: Would you like refried or black beans?
The Velocity of Gary: Quickstop Harry
The Newton Boys: The Fuckme Girls
Guy: Hey, You!!!
Men in Black: Women in Red
Good Luck: Bad Juju
Feeling Minnesota: Groping ME!!!!! (after all, I do live here....)
The Winner: Loser, With a Capital "L"
The Whole Wide World: The Teeny Tiny Planet
Strange Days: Normal Evenings
Adventures in Babysitting: Just Another Boring Friday Night
Hotel Paradise: No-Tell Motel
Imaginary Crimes: Felonies That Aren't There
Mr. Wonderful: Mrs. Bitch
Household Saints: Holy Terrors
Being Human: Flora and Fauna
Salt on Our Skins (aka Desire): Pepper in Our Undies (aka Discomfort)
The Player: DVD or VHS?
Fires Within: Freezing Outside
Dying Young: The Octogenarian
Crooked Hearts: Straight Livers
Naked Tango: Clothing Optional Waltz
The Blood of Heroes: Wine and Women......Plus a Few Scars
Signs of Life: Hello, Any one There????
Mystic Pizza: Real Life Tamales
The Red Sneakers: The Black Stilettos
Bark!: (you guessed it!) Woofy, Woofy, Grrr.......
Impostor: The Real Thingy, Baby!
Chelsea Walls: London Bridges
Steal This Movie: Buy the Book (you tightwad!)
Happy Accidents: Hilarious Boo-Boos
That Championship Season: 0 and 16
The Thirteenth Floor: The Twelveth Ceiling (get it? I posted a "lameness" warning. LOL)
Spanish Judges: Would you like refried or black beans?
The Velocity of Gary: Quickstop Harry
The Newton Boys: The Fuckme Girls
Guy: Hey, You!!!
Men in Black: Women in Red
Good Luck: Bad Juju
Feeling Minnesota: Groping ME!!!!! (after all, I do live here....)
The Winner: Loser, With a Capital "L"
The Whole Wide World: The Teeny Tiny Planet
Strange Days: Normal Evenings
Adventures in Babysitting: Just Another Boring Friday Night
Hotel Paradise: No-Tell Motel
Imaginary Crimes: Felonies That Aren't There
Mr. Wonderful: Mrs. Bitch
Household Saints: Holy Terrors
Being Human: Flora and Fauna
Salt on Our Skins (aka Desire): Pepper in Our Undies (aka Discomfort)
The Player: DVD or VHS?
Fires Within: Freezing Outside
Dying Young: The Octogenarian
Crooked Hearts: Straight Livers
Naked Tango: Clothing Optional Waltz
The Blood of Heroes: Wine and Women......Plus a Few Scars
Signs of Life: Hello, Any one There????
Mystic Pizza: Real Life Tamales
and finally..............
Full Metal Jacket:
are you ready???
Partial Liquid Bra.
Here's a treat for your suffering through this!
8 comments:
Oh, that sweet butt.
Sometimes I worry about your mental health...*LOL*
I believe somewhere I have a profile that says "wicked sense of humor".
It should also say, "extremely warped", too.
Aha! There is more since I looked last (or else my computer is putting things in after taking them out) and very ingenious it is.
My vote is for the Newton Boys alternate universe paring!
I bow to you!
I'm exhausted just reading your efforts, let alone having to come up with them in the first place ;0)
You may have a warped sense of humour, but I like it :-)
I think your alternate Newton Boys is my favourite
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