Lame Game Part 3

Warning...........

If you thought my other attempts were bad ..............
Run away, NOW! Run very fast!


This time my targets are movie titles.


Remember, I warned you to run away.

The Salton Sea: Sweetwater Lake
The Red Sneakers: The Black Stilettos
Bark!: (you guessed it!) Woofy, Woofy, Grrr.......
Impostor: The Real Thingy, Baby!
Chelsea Walls: London Bridges
Steal This Movie: Buy the Book (you tightwad!)
Happy Accidents: Hilarious Boo-Boos
That Championship Season: 0 and 16
The Thirteenth Floor: The Twelveth Ceiling (get it? I posted a "lameness" warning. LOL)
Spanish Judges: Would you like refried or black beans?
The Velocity of Gary: Quickstop Harry
The Newton Boys: The Fuckme Girls
Guy: Hey, You!!!
Men in Black: Women in Red
Good Luck: Bad Juju
Feeling Minnesota: Groping ME!!!!! (after all, I do live here....)
The Winner: Loser, With a Capital "L"
The Whole Wide World: The Teeny Tiny Planet
Strange Days: Normal Evenings
Adventures in Babysitting: Just Another Boring Friday Night
Hotel Paradise: No-Tell Motel
Imaginary Crimes: Felonies That Aren't There
Mr. Wonderful: Mrs. Bitch
Household Saints: Holy Terrors
Being Human: Flora and Fauna
Salt on Our Skins (aka Desire): Pepper in Our Undies (aka Discomfort)
The Player: DVD or VHS?
Fires Within: Freezing Outside
Dying Young: The Octogenarian
Crooked Hearts: Straight Livers
Naked Tango: Clothing Optional Waltz
The Blood of Heroes: Wine and Women......Plus a Few Scars
Signs of Life: Hello, Any one There????
Mystic Pizza: Real Life Tamales

and finally..............

Full Metal Jacket:

are you ready???







Partial Liquid Bra.

Here's a treat for your suffering through this!