Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Throughout his career, Mr. D has played numerous characters. Some good, some bad. Some happy, some sad. Some ugly, some pretty. Some nasty, some shitty. Heroes, bad guys, some victims, some cops. Some on the bottom, some on the tops!

(Now you know why I don't do poetry!)

He truly is the "Human Chameleon". He is also one of those rare actors that draws his audience into the "life" and situation that his character is experiencing. He challenges us. He makes us meet him halfway. He entertains us. He compels us to think at times. Others, he takes us along for the ride.
Then there are the ones that make us tingle, make us........HORNY!



Sexist "man of the cloth" ever......
"Yes, I confess, I confess. Please make me stay later for private tutoring."


Extraterrestrial insect..... "Cuter than a bug's ear". I have no fucking idea where this saying came from.....


The greatest, most wonderful genius to ever wear a badge.
Not to mention sexiest. Oh, greatest hair. And beard. Don't forget the cutest nose, longest thickest eyelashes. Egad......those eyebrows......ears.......ass.........ass.......ass.....


Oh, the bad boys. There are SO many. We each have our favorite.
Or, should I say favoriteS for a lot of us!


Don't even get me started on all of those wild, passionate lovers.
He's played a multitude of men that any of us would gladly throw ourselves at. Hell, we'd trip over each other trying to get to him!


I just HAD to sneak in another heartthrob.


Who else could be 6'4" and play a 5'6" political activist?


A brilliant, bipolar, under appreciated troubled writer.


A murder victim.
Killed by a fucking weasel of a "man".


Imho, the best roles that he can slide right into:
A hard working, middle aged (sexy as hell) father.


Then there are the "unusual" protagonists. Unusual, but hunky none the less!
Let's see: bisexual porn star, bald antiques collector, unfortunate stalking victim.


My favorite drug dealer.


His ability to play the ordinary, everyday, normal guy.
I'd NEVER get out of his cab!


I'm not a big fan of art but, I'll suffer and make an exception here.


Superhero, hunk.
Long golden tresses, tight jeans, black biker boots, muscle man t-shirt, sweaty muscles, luscious lips, lean hips, tight ass, broad shoulders........excuse me, I need to "relieve" some tension.


So..........
We've seen what he can do.

How about a role that he hasn't played? I know what I'd like to see him try. If a re-make was ever made of some films, here's what I'd want Mr. D to try his hand at:
John Wayne's role of Ethan Edwards, "The Searchers".
James Cagney's role of Cody Jarret, "White Heat".
Cary Grant's role in "Bringing Up Baby".
Spencer Tracy's role in "Inherit the Wind".
Gregory Peck's role of Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird".



What's your opinion? What role(s) would you like to see him tackle?

Hell, who am I kidding............put him on a horse and I'll be happy!

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