Frisky Friday

I was doing a little research about Detective Robert Goren. I spent endless hours viewing, studying, replaying and observing him. Throughout those endless and long hours, I came to the conclusion that said Detective DOES have a sense of humor and a lighter side. I played some episodes scene by scene in hopes of catching a glimpse of the elusive critter known as that sense of humor.

The "mystery" of Detective Robert Goren's sense of humor really isn't a mystery at all. Many examples of this so called anomaly are easy to find. I found that those hours upon hours of research, the rolls and rolls of paper towel (used to wipe drool off the keyboard) and pairs and pairs of panties (you figure that out) have not been in vain. On the contrary, Detective Robert Goren has a keen and wicked sense of humor. It's not his fault that it is under appreciated or too sophisticated for intellectual challenged NYPD bigwigs to identify.

Simon says........

Is that a missile in your pocket?

.....Two badges gleaming.....




"No, I'm NOT going to tell you the name of my aftershave, you little pipsqueak."



Mischievous and sweet



Hey Sarge,you want a jelly donut?



Com' on, pucker up and blow. It's easy to whistle.



"Look, just like the gopher in 'Caddyshack'!"



I'm gettin' down to my own beat, dude.