TIT FOR TAT

"Come on Eames. It'll be fun! We'll put the seat down and have plenty of room!"
"For the last time Bobby, if we're going camping, I'm sure as HELL not going to sleep in the back of the car. My idea of camping is at the nearest Holiday Inn."



"Nice ass......"




"Shit! I've been working with him so long he's got ME doing the head tilting thingy!"


"Yes, it IS a nice ass......"



"Stop bragging Bobby. I'm sick of hearing about val's and jazzy's 'endowments'."



"Captain, he keeps looking at my ass and comparing it to CJ's"

"I do not!! I said it's like vdo'o's or maybe witness's."


"Damn it, now who's he comparing my tits to???"
"Hmmm, artist? Wait, maybe purple's.......could even be Diane's. Damn, I HAVE to do more research!!"



"Eames, please stop eating burritos. You KNOW what always happens after."
"Give me a break Bobby, you smell just as bad......."



"Yup, LOVE that ass! More research on this, too. Better give Tess, Basric and Fuzzy a once over again. This "Detective" business is really FUN!!"
"I'm gonna kill him one of these days. However, he does have a cute ass, too. Not as tight as snark's, but damn close!"



"Why did I sit downwind of him????"




"She DOES smell good."
"He DOES smell good........for now, anyways......."





"It's true Eames. One is the size of a baseball and the other one's a BIG one!!!"
"In your dreams. Get over yourself Bobby. From what I've heard, their more like ping pong balls."



"I'm not gonna look, I'm NOT gonna look. Okay, maybe a peek. Ooo, reminds me of eliza's"



"Bobby, the "cheeks" you're supposed to be looking at are on my face."

" 'Bobby this, Bobby that'...... Hey, I think BOTH of us need to get laid...."

STRANGE DAYS........

Can lead to some very bad ADVENTURES. Which is why I don't write fanfic......



Watching LAW AND ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT was my FIRST TURN ON to INVESTIGATOR Bobby Goren. It was a HAPPY ACCIDENT (or just GOOD LUCK) that I saw one of BROOKLYN'S FINEST working a crime scene in STATEN ISLAND near THE NARROWS.





One of the other cops, I think it was NUNZIO'S SECOND COUSIN, thought that it might be an IMAGINARY CRIME. However, Bobby was sure that CLAIRE DOLAN was involved with a nasty BREAK UP with some GUY named ED WOOD. Since there were no SIGNS OF LIFE (because she had been shot with a FULL METAL JACKET bullet, kind of like JFK), Bobby figured the perp was a PLAYER and definitely not a WINNER.




BEING HUMAN, Bobby thought that maybe an IMPOSTOR, who lived at CHELSEA WALLS Hotel and had a CROOKED HEART, might be the reason for her DYING YOUNG. Bobby is the best detective in THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD......better than SHERLOCK Holmes and the Government's MEN IN BLACK (who work on the THIRTEENTH FLOOR) combined!!!!




He figured that it might be THE NEWTON BOYS because witnesses named STUART and GARY said that one perp was wearing RED SNEAKERS and another one was a THUMBSUCKER. They also said that their hideout was near THE SALTON SEA (which means you have to take PELHAM 123 to get there, by the way.....)





His DESIRE to put the perps in THE CELL at 1PP was like a FIRE WITHIN. The BARK of his EQUALIZER (which Eames nicknamed the SPANISH JUDGE) turned our hero into a HOUSEHOLD SAINT. It only took Bobby yelling "FIVE MINUTES, MR. WELLES before we start shooting so, come out with your hands in the air!" to make the bad guys give up.







So tonight, in celebration of MR. WONDERFUL solving this HOMICIDE, he and I are going to order from MYSTIC PIZZA, have it delivered to our suite at the HOTEL PARADISE. After, we'll listen to our CADILLAC RECORDS and do the NAKED TANGO!!!! Who knows, we might even STEAL THIS MOVIE called "THAT CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON" off of cable........pssst, don't tell the cops!
Tomorrow we have to take THE AFTERNOON PLANE to Miami.....



I'm ducking from the rotten food being thrown at me. This writing thing can lead to a DANGEROUS LIFE!!


Thank you val, jazzy and BASRIC for the caps!!

PROOF

Okay, so I was looking at val's blog, with her great caps...as always, and my warped sense of humor kicked in. Any one hear the phrase of a guy with a receding hairline as having a "five" head instead of a forehead?

Well here's proof positive that there ARE "Five" heads........





I know, a very sad attempt at humor.

But Bobby's thinking about it now! LOL

CURLS

Any one out there remember the poem:
"There was a little girl
Who had a little curl,
right in the middle of her forehead."

And when she was good,
she was very, very good.
And when she was bad,
she was horrid"?

What can we come up with for our favorite guy?

It's up to you folks. My poetry consists of
"Roses are red........"

Thank you to jazzy and val for the caps!!

Copy Cat

I admit it, this ain't original. As I was reading BASRIC's blog, I came upon "Barbra-ology." So here's......

Fuzzy-ology aka Lori-ology.....

Salad dressing of choice: Hidden Valley Ranch
Favorite sit down restaurant: Ruby Tuesday
What food could you eat every day for 2 weeks and not get sick of?: Italian
What are your pizza toppings of choice?: Canadian bacon, fresh mushroom, black olive

TECHNOLOGY

How many tvs in your house?: 4
DVDs: Hundreds.......majority being VDO and John Wayne
How many cds?: lots and lots and lots
What color cell phone?: Black
How many computers?: 2
Internet: wired

BIOLOGY

Right or left handed?: Right
Hair color: blond
Height: 5'3"
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?: Hysterectomy, right ovary and the damn left ovary 3 times
Have you ever had anything put into your body?: Titanium clips
What is the last heavy item you lifted?: cabinets
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?: YES

BULLCRRAPOLOGY

Do you want to know the day you're going to die?: YES
Would you change your name?: NO
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?: Shit no
Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?: Is VDO considered a stranger???

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?: None.....hate them
How many pairs of shoes?:12
Highest heel? 2"
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?: Never, I used to be one
Last person you talked to: Teri
Last person you hugged: Gary

FAVORITEOLOGY

Season?: Summer
Holiday?: Christmas
Day of the week?: Whenever LOCI is on
Month?: July

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?: Yes
Mood?: Okay
What are you listening to?: TV......LOCI "Poison" is on.
Worrying about?:money

DEPENDSOLOGY

Do you always answer the phone?: No
Your door?: No
It's 4AM and you get a text, who is it?: Don't text
If you could change your eye color what would it be?: Not changing, I like my baby blues!
Do you own a digital camera? Yup
Have you ever had a pet fish?: Hell no
Do you have a pet?: Yes, dog
What's on your wish list for your birthday?: A visit from VDO!!!
Can you do push ups?: Not anymore, torn rotator cuff....both shoulders
Can you do a chin up?: Stop, you're making me laugh.....
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?: A little of both
Do you have any saved texts?: Which definition of text???
Ever been in a car wreck?: Twice
Do you have an accent?: Midwestern (Minnesota to be exact)
Plans tonight?: NCIS and computer
Name the last 3 things you bought: Lunch for hubby, Lindt truffles, dog treats
Have you ever been given roses?: Of course
Current hate?: Abuse of the elderly
Met someone who changed your life?: Yup
How did you bring in the New Year?: Alone with pizza and beer.....hubby was out of town
Would you go back in time if you could?: Yes
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?: No, but been married to him for 23yrs
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?: Yup, same one
What songs do you sing in the shower?: What ever is on the radio
Ever had someone sing to you?: Yes....."Happy Birthday...."
When did you last cry?: Yesterday
Do you like to cuddle?: Duh....
Have you held hands with anyone today?: Hubby
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Cousins
Do you believe in staying close with your ex? Ain't got one
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?: Old.....real. New...online
Do you like pulpy OJ?: Love it
Favorite fruit?: Tie between strawberries and watermelon
What is something your friends make fun of you for?: VDO and cigar smoking
Have you ever ridden an elephant? What the hell??? NO
What are you saving your money up for right now?: Life
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?: years ago, I like them separately though
What were you doing at 12AM last night?: sleeping
What was the the first thing you thought of when you woke up?: Exercise bike
Most unreasonable personal fear?:Dirty underwear and an accident......like the hospital's gonna care what your underwear looks like when they're trying to save your life!

ROMANCEOLOGY

When was your last REAL toe curling kiss?: It's been a while.
Ever made love standing up?: Tried, laughed too hard to finish.
In the shower?: You betcha
Ever been picked up and carried in a man's arms for romantic reasons?: NO
Made love in front of a fire?: God yes, I can't even begin to count the times


YOU-OLOGY

Favorite alcoholic drink?: Anejo Tequila
Non alcoholic drink?: Iced tea
Favorite snack?: chips, salsa and guacamole
Fantasy person you'd want to be lost on a desert island with? VDO, duh.....
You least like to be with?: Howard Stern, he's in love with himself.
Do you write fanfic?: Not talented enough
Favorite fandom to write for?: Don't but, I LOVE to read G/E stories
Favorite sports team?: MN Twins Baseball team
Favorite fan site?: crap, where to begin.......Velocity of Vincent, team13, Life and Vincent, Valentine Cat, BASRIC, Bobby G's, thereel.....I can't name them all, let alone remember them!!

CURIOSITY

Okay vixens, I'm curious. Curious about how we have our VDO files labeled.
I personally, have ONE HUGE, BIG ASSED file named "Vinny" (I know, completely original, no one else has used that.)
That file contains folders like: movies (with each having it's own sub folder), candid, LOCI, each season, publicity, etc.
My favorite is entitled "porn" aka "vornography" (you never would have thought that would you?!!!)
"Vornography" contains sub folders titled:

ACTION
Run Bobby, run!!! Hopefully right in to my arms (ultimately my bed)

ASS
Oh, my Fucking God.....

BACK
Yes, BASRIC, calm yourself.....

FINGERS
Just imagine the possibilities AND the pleasure.....

GROIN
'Nuff said.....

HAIR
My fingers are tingling just thinking about it.....

KISS
Pucker up!!

PENSIVE
Poor Bobby baby, he needs a hug (gee, I can't think of one volunteer, hmmm)

PISSED
Kind of reminds me of a rabid chipmunk.....

PRETTY POSES
Heavy, heavy sigh.....

PROFILE
more sighs.....

REFLECTIVE
I know, I'm a genius naming this folder (bows to the applause)!

SHADES
Definitely moist looking at this SEXY HUNK OF MANKIND.....

SMILE
Sitting in a puddle and also drooling on my keyboard.....

SMUG
I LOVE it when he head fakes (fucks) with the poor suspects and witnesses.....

SQUAT
What can I say here but, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

STRIP
Keep going honey, that's right, keep going. More, more.
Anyone have more $5 bills to stuff in his G-string????

GOREN and EAMES
More on that at another time.....
I also have one for TONGUE
I should rate that one XXXXXXX.....

THE 3 MUSKETEERS
Oh, the good ol' days. I really miss Deakins, sigh.....

MISC.
The possibilities are endless.....

So, my dear friends, what have you named your folders? I have more but, I can't give away all my secrets in one terribly long post!

Thanks go to val, jazzy, eliza and Diane and Tess for the wonderful caps!!
Hugs and kisses!!