evidence

"Captain, we need your expertise. And, your unbiased opinion."
"Flattery will get you nowhere."
"I KNOW what happened with the two of them."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do and I can prove it."
"Is there evidence????"
"Yes sir."
"Bobby, you wouldn't know the evidence if it bit you in the ass!"
"Ha! You see? She's guilty!"
"I am not."
"Com' on kids. No more fighting."
"He can dodge all he wants but, I know he did it."
"You did it."
"Okay, time to get back to work."
"But Captain......."
"Stop whining, Bobby."
"Get out of my office. NOW!"
After Alex and Bobby leave..........
"Crap! I have to be more careful next time I grab the last two donuts! Good thing I can pretend to make a phone call........."