Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Thoughts

"Next time you finger paint with a witness, don't let them use you as the canvas."




"Hey shorty, I can see some gray hairs."




"Face it, you're gonna need more than just spot remover for that mess."



".....55, 56, 57.....I better stop counting."




"Hey genius, I can hear you thinking. So, if you want to live to tell the captain about the crime scene, stop counting."




"Damn, I hate when she does that!"

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