WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Throughout his career, Mr. D has played numerous characters. Some good, some bad. Some happy, some sad. Some ugly, some pretty. Some nasty, some shitty. Heroes, bad guys, some victims, some cops. Some on the bottom, some on the tops!

(Now you know why I don't do poetry!)

He truly is the "Human Chameleon". He is also one of those rare actors that draws his audience into the "life" and situation that his character is experiencing. He challenges us. He makes us meet him halfway. He entertains us. He compels us to think at times. Others, he takes us along for the ride.
Then there are the ones that make us tingle, make us........HORNY!

Sexist "man of the cloth" ever......
"Yes, I confess, I confess. Please make me stay later for private tutoring."

Extraterrestrial insect..... "Cuter than a bug's ear". I have no fucking idea where this saying came from.....

The greatest, most wonderful genius to ever wear a badge.
Not to mention sexiest. Oh, greatest hair. And beard. Don't forget the cutest nose, longest thickest eyelashes. Egad......those eyebrows......ears.......ass.........ass.......ass.....

Oh, the bad boys. There are SO many. We each have our favorite.
Or, should I say favoriteS for a lot of us!

Don't even get me started on all of those wild, passionate lovers.
He's played a multitude of men that any of us would gladly throw ourselves at. Hell, we'd trip over each other trying to get to him!

I just HAD to sneak in another heartthrob.

Who else could be 6'4" and play a 5'6" political activist?

A brilliant, bipolar, under appreciated troubled writer.

A murder victim.
Killed by a fucking weasel of a "man".

Imho, the best roles that he can slide right into:
A hard working, middle aged (sexy as hell) father.

Then there are the "unusual" protagonists. Unusual, but hunky none the less!
Let's see: bisexual porn star, bald antiques collector, unfortunate stalking victim.

My favorite drug dealer.

His ability to play the ordinary, everyday, normal guy.
I'd NEVER get out of his cab!

I'm not a big fan of art but, I'll suffer and make an exception here.

Superhero, hunk.
Long golden tresses, tight jeans, black biker boots, muscle man t-shirt, sweaty muscles, luscious lips, lean hips, tight ass, broad shoulders........excuse me, I need to "relieve" some tension.

So..........
We've seen what he can do.

How about a role that he hasn't played? I know what I'd like to see him try. If a re-make was ever made of some films, here's what I'd want Mr. D to try his hand at:
John Wayne's role of Ethan Edwards, "The Searchers".
James Cagney's role of Cody Jarret, "White Heat".
Cary Grant's role in "Bringing Up Baby".
Spencer Tracy's role in "Inherit the Wind".
Gregory Peck's role of Atticus Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird".



What's your opinion? What role(s) would you like to see him tackle?

Paranoid

I just got to thinking (I know, a dangerous situation)......

What if Bobby and Alex could sense the "watermarks" that the "queens of caps" put on their blog caps?

"Damn, I swear I can feel something clinging to me. Kinda like walking through a spider web. I wonder, is it just me? "

"Okay, now the damn thing feels like a booger that you can't flick off."

"Bobby, your thingy is in my hair."

"It's kinda like one of those little 'thought bubbles' in a cartoon."

"Do you want to tell him?"
"Go ahead, Bobby, I'll let you have the fun this time."
"Naw, I kinda like looking at him with something in his teeth!"

"Eames, I feel like there's something between us."
"I feel it too, Bobby."
"Do you think we should still be on the couch together?"
"Well, I ain't sitting on the floor, if that's what you mean."

" I don't feel it anymore, do you?"
"No, but, my back itches."

"Doc, do you sense something hovering?"
"Yeah, Eames I do." (I sure as HELL ain't gonna tell them that I get moist every time He's near. God, I hope I didn't say that out loud!)

"Capt., do you sense something hovering?"
"Yeah, I do Eames. Kinda like a halo. (Now I know what Rodgers is talking about. I'm moist, too!)

"Something's tickling my ear. If I turn my head really, really fast.....can I catch site of the damn thing?"

Any input???

SEX POLL

In His case........Sex POLE!!

Let's just cum right out and say it pubically.

When we see, hear or think of Mr. D, we immediately think of SEX.

He oozes pure sexuality.....

He sets our loins on fire.....

He brings out the toys and we go wild.....

He brings out "the boys" and we go pale and faint dead away.....

Which, finally, brings me to the point:

There are 3 kinds of sex: House sex, Bedroom sex and Hall sex.......


The first kind is "HOUSE" sex.
When you're first with some one, it's sex ANY time and ANY place in the house.



The second kind is "BEDROOM" sex.
After you're with some one for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.



The third kind of sex is "HALL" sex.
That's when you've been with some one for a long time. You pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you"!

So........

Where's the strangest, weirdest, most dangerous or most outrageous place that you've ever had sex?????

Me, you ask????

On Sandia Peak in New Mexico at 8000 feet.........
right below an observation point!!
(The bottle of Asti exploded when we opened it!!)

Or, in a boat in the middle of a lake.
(Watch out for sunburn and mosquitoes!!)

Letters......Letters

Dear Jerry/Whitney,

We love you. That is both of us love both of you. WTF?? There are 2 of you and 2 of me (us). Who's on 1st? What's going on? Why am I (we) talking to ourselves in a letter?????
Whatever...... I (we) love your hair. It's so long (short) and the rings (that you don't always wear).

Can we (I) stop for a drink (or a computer lesson) some night (day)? We (I) want to go for a swim (or drive) with you (both) soon. Just remember to tell me (us) what kind of clothes to wear.......bar hopping clothes or lounging clothes ( or NO clothes).

The Booby twins,

eliza and BobbyG

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

L-E-T-T-E-R-S

Dear Phillpo,

Io amore te.
How is the reunion going? You guys sure could play. What a season that was. Champions! My, how time flies. I can't believe it was that long ago. The clothes! Thank God the fashions have changed. And, the hair......oh my.

How's coach? Oh, I got pulled over for speeding. It's way to easy in that convertible!
Have fun and remember that when you drink too much it makes you depressed.

Your favorite cheerleader,

witness

ps. I'm still not wearing panties!!!!

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

letters

Dear Guy,

I love you. I worship and adore you, too! Say, do you remember that lady that kept stalking you? I ran over......er, into I mean...... her yesterday. She never did get that movie finished. I didn't think she would............she just wanted to get you into bed.

Have you been to the ocean lately? I've always loved the sunsets on the beach. Take care and call me soon.

Your naked goddess,

jazzy


ps. I still remember the last words you said to me......"Do you want to fuck?"
Stupid question...... Get your tight little ass home and I'll SHOW you!

Please note that I (fuzzy), am completely responsible for the contents of these letters. I'm signing the letters as fellow vixens. I, AND I ONLY wrote these letters. I apologize if I offend any one. Please note that I am attempting to relay humor with these letters.

COME AGAIN?

This is Bobby's response to Mr. D's comment that he looks like shit.




"Do I look like a lion to you or a bear? Huh, answer me! Look at my hair. Look at these curls and that hint of a part on top. I'm thinking about insuring these silver locks. What do you think? Huh? Be careful how you answer....."

"Damn I have nice hair and a killer beard. I wonder which way my profile is better. This way....."

".....or this way?"

"Why can't I have hair like him? He gets all the breaks: brains, height, absolutely gorgeous curly, wavy hair....."

"Yup, I hate him....."