A new alias

Since our heroes changed their M.O.,

I thought a little name change might be in order.
The content will be just as it was but, my new alias might bring out a whole new lease on blogland for a cute little furball!

Just put your lips together.....

........and blow. That's all I have to do to call my vixens.

Of course, showin' a little ankle and my ten little piggies don't hurt!

The Guru is in

Ain't those flipflops a hoot?!

I'm still thinkin' about this one......

Pests

"Eames?"

"Yeah."

"Have you noticed the flies?"

"Yeah. They seem to be getting pesky. They're worse on Tuesdays."

"I wonder if we should get some 'bug juice' to kill 'em."

"Relax, Bobby. The fly season is almost over. In the mean time, just 'swat and stomp'. We'll show 'em who's boss."

Help!

Hey vixens, I have a problem...........


My husband glumped on to my cell phone (I don't need a cell phone. I'll never use it. I don't call anyone. Blah, blah, blah......) and I just got a brand new one. Problem: I had the theme from, you guessed it, LOCI as my ringtone. I need to get it for my new phone and I can't remember where I got it before. Any thoughts??

Is it?

I know these have been a around for a few weeks.

But I want to know if I'm seeing what I'm seeing....

If some that has more computer savvy could blow this up.......
The big picture on the right.
Is that Mr. D with Leila and Elias?

Huh?

The "network" is showing LOCI day today. Funny........ha ha. A little salt in the wounds. A little of the hair of the dog. Rubbing our noses in it. Fine by me. I'm watching the good old days. When detectives were detectives. When stories were good. When guests were actors. When MSC had balls. When Alex and Bobby ruled. WHEN BAD GUYS SNIVELED!

Seasons 1-8 will be around for a long time. So will Goren and Eames.

Better yet, Mr. D and Ms. E have time for family. Have time for lives. Have time to pursue endeavors that will give us d'lights and entertainment.

Three words........

Okay, before I saunter off to read my fellow vixens blogs, I thought I'd write my opinion about the debacle, er, episode that was wrongly titled "Loyalty".


Moronic. Imbecilic. Frivolous.

Was that contrived or what? I won't even begin to pick apart the dialogue. The plot was pathetic.


Dumbstruck. Astonished. Perplexed.

Were people PAID to write this? 7th graders in their first English class could do just as good.


Adorable. Gracious. Compassionate.

Is this the cutest thing or what? This is "The Kiss Heard 'Round the World".

Awwww......

????????????

What the fuck was that all about?

Eames fires Goren then resigns? Does that mean Bobby isn't really fired? How can she do that if she doesn't have the position? Does that mean she didn't really resign? Is Bobby with the FBI? Is Nichols really that goofy looking? Bad hair? Bad makeup? Bad eyeliner? Geez, what's with the "one's killed, one's fired and one's promoted"? What happened to the writing?

How long before LO:CI dies an ugly, drawn out, pathetic death?

No wonder Ms. E. was unhappy.........who wouldn't be? Does the writing get any worse? Any more embarrassing?

Insincere. Condescending. Hypocritical.

That's what I feel about the "farewell" to VDO ad on USA.

"For 8 years, Vincent D'Onofrio has brought you Det. Robert Goren......"

Artificial. Disingenuous.
Faithless. Underhanded.
Slimy

Too little, too late, USA/NBC.

The Last Dance

Dear Ms. E and Mr. D,

Thank you for the past eight years of Det. Eames and Goren.
You have won a place in our hearts.

Good-bye dear "friends".

"Loyalty" pt 2 preview