Saturday, September 19, 2009

Sunday Poem

Monday's child is fair of face;


Tuesday's child is full of grace;


Wednesday's child is full of woe;


Thursday's child has far to go;


Friday's child is loving and giving;


Saturday's child works hard for a living.


And the child that is born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and gay.


Yeah, right!!!!

I'm a Sunday. What are you?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Survey

At some point in our lives, while watching a movie, a video, a tv show or surfing the internet, we became aware of a strange and mysterious force that drew us in to the world of Vincent D'Onofrio.

His ability to portray such diverse, weird, gentle, humorous and evil characters made us fans. He is an actor that is very under appreciated and acknowledged by his industry. However, we his fans, know, acknowledge, appreciate,and love his work. He truly is the Human Chameleon.

His intensity and commitment to his craft is unmatched by today's actors. He belongs in the ranks of Spencer Tracy, Fredrick March, Lon Chaney and his beloved Orson Welles. His ability to bring his characters to life is magical. With or without make up, he can literally turn himself into another being that lives and breathes. He makes us BELIEVE that the character is alive and walking on this earth. Just a blink, a twitch or a change of his stance can put thrills in our hearts and chills running down our spines.

So, I ask you, dear reader:

What grabbed you and drew you in to his world?
What made you a fan?
What keeps you coming back for more?

What makes you anticipate his next project?



What makes you wonder WHY THE FUCK S9 ISN'T IN THE WORKS YET..........



The famous 13?


The torso (notice the perfect amount of fur and two cute suckable nipples)?


The devilish smile, the twinkle in his eye, the hair?


(gratuitous nipple shot for the author)


The tongue, the hair, the muscles, the chest?


The lips, the lashes, the button nose, the stubble, the chin............
get real..........his whole adorable face?


His back, his shoulders, his ASS?


The coy looks, the innocent looks, the do-you-want-to fuck looks?


His beautiful chocolate eyes, those damn thick lashes that I don't have?


(another gratuitous nipple, chest and fur shot. However, there is the added bonus of a belly button shot with the hint of the "happy trail" of hair heading south of the belt!)


The eyebrows, the ability to portray a walking penis and not even know it?
Making you WANT to be a cigarette?


The tonsil tickler and digits of delight?


The fingers of fantasy?



The ass that makes us moist and weak in the knees?
(I can hear the moans and the drool hitting the keyboards.)


What drew you to this talented actor? This Human Chameleon?

What motivates you to keep watching and anticipating his next project?

Why are you drawn to this gentle man?





Enough bullshit........
What's your favorite body part and why?

Sunday, September 13, 2009

SUNDAY VORNOGRAPHY

E"noff" said.......






Saturday, September 12, 2009

LAME GAME Part 4

(It's sad how I can so easily amuse myself!)

Tuxedo Hill: Jeans and T-shirt Field
Dead: Do You Smell Something.....?
Bright Boy: Genius Girl
See Me: Hey, Over Here!
Cherry Red: That Car (Man) is FOT!!!
Best Defense: High Paid Lawyer
The Gift: Where's Mine?
Happy Family: Here Come the In-Laws......
Semi-Detached: Thread Bare
Inert Dwarf: Gaseous Little Person
Sex Club: VDO and Whipped Cream
Great Barrier: Condom


TREATS!!





Thursday, September 10, 2009

Dear Mr. Wolf.......

and the idiots* at USA/NBC......



*assholes



This is a sincere request to PLEASE come to an agreement with Mr D'Onofrio and Ms. Erbe so that we, the fans of LOCI, can breathe easier and know that S9 is going to exist.......


....otherwise, we just might have to sic a pissed off Alex and Bobby on your ass!!!!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

HIPSTER






Da man's got all the right moves, don't he?!?!?!!!!!!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

CURIOSITY


Do you think that if we rub Bobby's belly, something might pop up?! LOL

Friday, September 4, 2009

Lame Game Part3

I know, you thought the others were bad. But, I amuse myself sometimes......

Amends: Fixing A Fuck Up
Smile: Sneer
Depths: Anchors Away
Self-Made: Cookie Cutter Manufacturing
Untethered: Tied Up in Knots
Purgatory: What the Hell?
Betrayed: Screwed (and didn't even enjoy it...)
Vanishing Act: Poof!
Legacy: Shit, I'm NOT in the Will
Frame: Pointing Fingers
Playing Dead: Roll Over, Fido
Identity Crisis: Who Am I, Who Are You? Where are we? Do I know you?
Alpha Dog: Bobby, Of Course!
Lady's Man: Well Da..........Bobby!

Treats!!!




Thursday, September 3, 2009

SEASONS

A Bobby for all seasons!





Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Pool Anyone?

I can't decide.........

Cue ball





Or, walking penis?